Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song #1 Cat in America, artist -Date of issue: 13.12.2013
Song language: English
#1 Cat in America |
| I pet him when I’m ready and he loves me when he’s done |
| He’s oh so furry and he’s on the run |
| He promises me nothing, provides very little |
| Never owned boots and never played the fiddle |
| He can choose to kill me but he chooses not |
| When he makes up his mind he cannot be stopped |
| He will stare at me continuously as if wishes to say |
| Something profound that he can not relay |
| Didn’t pick you 'cause I liked you |
| It’s 'cause you were there |
| It’s like all you produce is hair |
| So much hair |
| Number one cat in America, number one cat in America |
| Number one cat in America, number one cat in America |
| Number one cat in America, number one cat in America |
| Number one cat in America, number one cat in America |
| You hit me with a headache, all I ever breathe is fur |
| I’d ask your advice, but all you ever do is purr |
| Why is your head so itchy? |
| (Uh huh) |
| Why won’t you let me pet your belly? |
| Is that a smile or a frown face? |
| You’re so clean, why keep the eye boogers? |
| You’re drooling, are you thinking of sandwiches too? |
| Communicate (Uh huh) |
| Just tell me what you want (Uh huh) |
| Say it, say it, say it, say it |
| Number one cat in America, number one cat in America |
| Number one cat in America, number one cat in America |
| Number one cat in America, number one cat in America |
| Number one cat in America, number one cat in America |
| Number one cat in America |
| Number one cat in America |
| Not interested in boxes or plastic sacks |
| Never played keyboard or DJ scratch |
| Looks like a pirate after taking long naps |
| When disturbed by a noise, looks pissed perhaps |
| Internet fame is not in the cards |
| Craps indoors and not in the yard |
| You get happy paws that massage and fluff |
| Bread dough biscuits is never enough |
| Keep kneading my belly |
| ‘Cause I kinda need you |
| When you get puffy tail, it’s hilarious |
| Number one cat in America, number one cat in America |
| Number one cat in America, number one cat in America |
| Number one cat in America, number one cat in America |
| Number one cat in America, number one cat in America |
| Number one cat in America, number one cat in America |
| Number one cat in America, number one cat in America |
| Number one cat in America, number one cat in America |
| Number one cat in America, number one cat in America |
| 'Cause you’re the number one cat in America |