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#1 Cat in America

I pet him when I’m ready and he loves me when he’s done
He’s oh so furry and he’s on the run
He promises me nothing, provides very little
Never owned boots and never played the fiddle
He can choose to kill me but he chooses not
When he makes up his mind he cannot be stopped
He will stare at me continuously as if wishes to say
Something profound that he can not relay
Didn’t pick you 'cause I liked you
It’s 'cause you were there
It’s like all you produce is hair
So much hair
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You hit me with a headache, all I ever breathe is fur
I’d ask your advice, but all you ever do is purr
Why is your head so itchy?
(Uh huh)
Why won’t you let me pet your belly?
Is that a smile or a frown face?
You’re so clean, why keep the eye boogers?
You’re drooling, are you thinking of sandwiches too?
Communicate (Uh huh)
Just tell me what you want (Uh huh)
Say it, say it, say it, say it
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Number one cat in America
Not interested in boxes or plastic sacks
Never played keyboard or DJ scratch
Looks like a pirate after taking long naps
When disturbed by a noise, looks pissed perhaps
Internet fame is not in the cards
Craps indoors and not in the yard
You get happy paws that massage and fluff
Bread dough biscuits is never enough
Keep kneading my belly
‘Cause I kinda need you
When you get puffy tail, it’s hilarious
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'Cause you’re the number one cat in America