
Date of issue: 15.12.2003
Record label: French Kiss
Song language: English
Adopduction |
Kidnapped! |
I was kidnapped |
I dreamed I was kidnapped |
I dreamed I was kidnapped |
By a guy with a moustache |
And a chick with an eyepatch |
Who thought they could trade me back |
For some quick cash |
But when they relayed the bargain |
My family said, «We'll pay half that.» |
The haggling went on for days |
The days went on for weeks and weeks for years |
Riding in the trunk was never fun |
But soon I plum ran out of tears |
They camped us in the woods, we cooked canned goods |
They never threatened me with pain |
They treated cops politely, driving nightly |
Always using coded names |
So if slowly I could trust them |
Dare I say it even love them, who’s to blame? |
I learned my alphabet and letterset |
While setting up my latest ransom note |
They got me correspondence classes, gave me glasses |
Gave me dropcloths in the cold |
My fondest memories are from my hostage crises |
I know it’s strange |
Although we got so close |
You know they never even told me their real names |
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---|---|
Hold On To Your Genre | 2008 |
Titan | 2003 |
Roadside Memorial | 2003 |
Dishonest Don Part II | 2003 |
The Orchard | 2003 |
Bringing Us Down | 1999 |
Reformat | 2003 |
Who Rocks the Party | 2003 |
We''ve Got Boxes | 2003 |
Wake Up! | 2003 |
The End | 2003 |
Hide Me from Next February | 2000 |
In These Woods | 2000 |
I.C. Timer | 2000 |
The Sweet Descends | 2008 |
Asleepers Union | 2000 |
We'll Make a Lover of You | 2006 |
Daily Dares | 2003 |
No Sleeves | 2003 |
Disco Drive | 2003 |