| Meg Ryan?
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| oh, she looks tired.
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| Kate Winslet?
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| she’s always crying!
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| Madonna?
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| never liked her as a woman…
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| Cate Blanchett?
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| i don’t think she’s a human…
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| Lucy Liu?
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| i prefer white women!
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| Helena Bonham Carter?
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| she looks like demon!
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| Keira Knightley?
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| english? |
| i don’t like it…
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| Lindsay Lohan?
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| i heard she’s bad with drugs and psychic!
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| and there is only one option left
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| only one option
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| Angelina Jolie! |
| Jolie!
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| take me home!
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| they can’t stop us! |
| stop us!
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| let’s get it on!
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| Angelina Jolie! |
| Jolie!
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| Brad no more!
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| just me and you! |
| me and you!
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| and your kids too…
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| Scarlett Johansson?
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| no, she smokes a lot!
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| Kate Moss?
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| i will regret that…
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| Julia Roberts?
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| are you kidding me?
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| she looks like a nightmare on amphetamine!
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| Renee Zellweger?
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| god! |
| of course, not!
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| Megan Fox?
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| no, but she is hot!
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| Sharon Stone?
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| twenty years ago i would say yes.
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| Beyonce?
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| no, but she has a great ass!
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| so you see, there is only one option left
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| only one option
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| Angelina Jolie! |
| Jolie!
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| take me home!
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| they can’t stop us! |
| stop us!
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| let’s get it on!
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| Angelina Jolie! |
| Jolie! |
| Brad no more!
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| just me and you! |
| me and you!
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| and your kids too…
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| brad pitt no more!
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| brad pitt no more!
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| brad pitt no more!
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| brad pitt no more! |