| It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad world
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| In France the girls wear scanties
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| While on lamb chops they put panties
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| I’m telling you it’s a mad, mad, mad, mad world
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| A Japanese named Luey
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| Says the Chinese hate chop suey
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| Without a doubt
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| It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad world
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| The only thing you are sure of
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| Is that nothing is sure
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| Have a ball, live it up, only fools give it up
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| Toujours the amour, but toujours
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| So be a happy gaffer,
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| Be a screamer, be a laugher
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| Let boys be gay and say, «What the hey»
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| It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad world
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| My dear old Uncle Herman
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| Says that French Toast should be German
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| Jawohl, that’s right
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| It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad world
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| I know it may sound jerky
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| But in Turkey who eats turkey
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| Yes, yes, confess
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| It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad world
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| Out traffic is so congested
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| Mass confusion on wheels
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| But Detroit is adroit, what they’ll do in Detroit
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| Is make bigger automobiles
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| So be a happy fellow
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| Be a clown, boy, Punchinello
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| Get off the shelf and enjoy yourself
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| It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad
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| It’s a mad, it’s a mad, it’s a mad, it’s a mad world! |