| Everybody’s mambo crazy
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| Cha-cha happy
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| But I’m lazy
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| I don’t dig that frantic terpsichore
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| When I trip the light fantastic
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| I don’t wanna be gymnastic
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| That’s not what a dancing floor is for
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| What I got in mind is a big improvement
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| With a very minimal amount of movement
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| Let the other couples push and shove
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| What I got in mind I think you’re gonna love
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| I’ve got a newfangled tango
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| And there’s nothing to it
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| You just sort of stand there
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| And just sort of do it
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| You stand close together
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| There’s no wasted motion
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| A newfangled tango
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| An old-fashioned notion
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| The floor may be crowded
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| But that doesn’t matter
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| It’s not necessary
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| To move
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| Don’t move
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| Why move
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| It may be crowded
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| But that’s all the better
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| It’s just like romancin'
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| While dancin'
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| Who’s dancin'
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| Oh, you start off with one step
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| And cling to each other
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| And you know how one step
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| Can lead to another
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| Oh, there’s nothing wrong with
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| A waltz or fandango
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| But, oh, what can come from
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| A newfangled tango
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| You cling to your partner
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| And sway to the rhythm
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| You can’t lose your partner
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| ‘Cause you’re
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| Right there
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| With him
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| You don’t have to worry
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| About fast or slow steps
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| The nice part about it
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| In this dance
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| You don’t need steps
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| You don’t have to worry
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| If your dancing won’t do
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| It’s not what you do-do
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| It’s more what you don’t-do
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| You don’t need a waltz or
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| A fancy fandango
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| You just need a man
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| And a newfangled tango
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| Forget the fandango
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| Give up the mambo
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| Do
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| The
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| Tango |