Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Ben Bernanke, artist -Date of issue: 14.10.2010
Song language: English
Ben Bernanke |
| Hello there, Spencer |
| I see you, you boy, boy |
| I see you, Spencer |
| With my eyes |
| You’re the architect of my dreams, Spencer |
| You plan them, and build them on blue paper |
| And hand them to me |
| And then I dream them, Spencer |
| That’s what you do for me |
| Thank you for that, Spencer |
| You prick |
| I’m a magician, Spencer, a furious magician |
| Ohh-ooh-ooh |
| Avada kedavra, Spencer, to you, Spencer |
| Avada kedavra to you, Spencer |
| You think you’re something special, Spencer? |
| You think you’re something brand new? |
| But you’re old oats, Spencer |
| You’re old, dry, stale oats, Spencer |
| I’m a magician, Spencer |
| A furious magician |
| Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh |
| You’re a tall glass of water, aren’t you, Spencer? |
| You boy, precious boy |
| I’m Ben Bernanke, Spencer, and I want your teeth |
| For the Federal Reserve |
| I’m cutting interest rates in half, Spencer |
| And I need your teeth |
| I’ll admit, Spencer, you’re handsome |
| But what have you done with it? |
| You think you can mock me, Spencer? |
| Do you? |
| Do you think you can mock me, Spencer? |
| Do you think you can capture my essence |
| And throw it back at me with |
| Humor and rhetorical devices? |
| Well, you can’t, Spencer |
| You don’t know what I’m capable of |
| I need your teeth |
| For my Lonely Hearts Club Band, Spencer |
| I’m Ben Bernanke |
| I’m a magician, Spencer |
| A furious magician |
| Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo |
| Are you proud of your country? |
| Are you proud of your country? |
| I’ll bet you are, pretty little boy |
| Sitting up there in your high chair |
| Demanding more applesauce |
| Well you’ve already got enough applesauce, Spencer! |
| There’s plenty of applesauce on your plate |
| I’m going to kiss you, Spencer, on the lips |
| You sexy little rattlesnake, you naughty little baby boy |
| You rambunctious little infant |
| My mother tries to get me to go on dates, Spencer |
| You know what that’s like? |
| You know how humiliating that is, Spencer? |
| You boy, Spencer |
| Spencer… (Spencer…) (Spencer.) |
| (OH MY GOD!) |
| You tall drink of water |
| Spencer |
| I’m a magician, Spencer, a furious magician |
| Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh |
| I’m a magician, Spencer, a furious magician |
| Magician |
| Magician… |
| I love you, Spencer; |
| I’m gonna spank you silly… |