| I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver
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| Then my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with her
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| There was the girl on the social page
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| Lookin' in love and all engaged
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| We decided she don’t take a very good picture
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| It may be my family’s redneck nature
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| Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior
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| It sure ain’t Christian to judge a stranger
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| But I don’t like her
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| She may be an angel who spends all winter
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| Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
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| A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
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| But I really hate her
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| I’ll think of a reason later
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| I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker
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| Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target
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| I couldn’t be happier on my own
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| But I’ve got the slightest of a jealous bone
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| And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it
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| It may be my family’s redneck nature
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| Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior
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| It sure ain’t Christian to judge a stranger
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| But I don’t like her
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| She may be an angel who spends all winter
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| Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
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| A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
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| But I really hate her
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| I’ll think of a reason later
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| Inside her head may lay all the answers
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| For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer
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| Salt of the earth and a real good dancer
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| But I really hate her
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| I’ll think of a reason later
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| Well, it was just one tooth
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| Did I mention I don’t particularly care for her?
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| She makes me sick… |