| This is what you give me to work with?
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| Well, honey, I’ve seen worse
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| We’re gonna turn this sow’s ear
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| Into a silk purse
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| We’ll have you washed and dried
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| Primped and polished till you glow with pride
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| Trust my recipe for instant bride
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| You’ll bring honor to us all
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| Wait and see, when we’re through
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| Boys will gladly go to war for you
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| With good fortune (and a great hair-do)
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| You’ll bring honor to us all
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| A girl can bring her family
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| Great honor in one way
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| By striking a good match
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| And this could be the day
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| Men want girls with good taste, calm, obedient
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| Who work fast-paced
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| With good breeding and a tiny waste
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| You’ll bring honor to us all
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| We all must serve our emperor
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| Who guards us from the huns
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| The men by bearing arms
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| A girl by bearing sons
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| When we’re through, you can’t fail
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| Like a lotus blossom soft and pale
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| How could any fellow say no sale?
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| You’ll bring honor to us all
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| You’ll bring honor to us all
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| You’ll bring honor to us all
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| There, you’re ready
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| Not yet!
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| An apple for serenity, a pendant for balance
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| Beads of jade for beauty
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| You must proudly show it
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| Now, add a cricket just for luck
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| And even you can’t blow it!
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| Ancestors, hear my plea
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| Help me not to make a fool of me
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| And to not uproot my family tree
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| Keep my father standing tall
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| Steadier than the undertaker
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| We are meeting our matchmaker!
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| Destiny, guard our girls
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| And our future as it fast unfurls
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| Please look kindly on these cultured pearls
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| Each a perfect porcelian doll
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| Please bring honor to us
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| Please bring honor to us
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| Please bring honor to us
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| Please bring honor to us
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| Please bring honor to us all! |