| Well I had a dream and in it I was teaching cave people how to use blenders and
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| toasters. |
| I drive up to the cave in my car. |
| Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.
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| In my car
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| And there they are banging their heads against the walls of the cave.
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| And I say: Hey folks! |
| Listen, you’re doing it the hard way. |
| Lemme show you a
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| thing or two. |
| One. |
| Two. |
| Three. |
| Four
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| Well I was trying to think of something to tell you about myself,
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| and I came across this brochure they’re handing out in the lobby.
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| And it says everything I wanted to say--only better
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| It says: Laurie Anderson, in her epic performance of United States Parts 1
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| through 4, has been baffling audiences for years with her special blend of
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| music … slides … films … tapes … films (did I say films?) …
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| hand gestures and more. |
| Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! |
| (Much more.)
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| Let’s take a look around the stage at what we like to call The System--i.e.
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| , the highly sophisticated (very expensive) state-of-the-art gadgetry with
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| which I cast my spell
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| Now let me tell you something: this stuff does not grow on trees
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| Well I was out in L.A. recently on music business, and I was just sitting there
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| in the office filling them in on some of my goals
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| And I said: Listen, I’ve got a vision. |
| I see myself as part of a long tradition
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| of American humor. |
| You know--Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Elmer Fudd,
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| Roadrunner, Yosemite Sam
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| And they said; |
| «Well actually, we had something a little more adult in mind.»
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| And I said: «OK! |
| OK! |
| Listen, I can adapt!»
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| Lucy I’m home. |
| Lucy, I’m home!
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| LUCY? |
| I’m home!
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| I wonder what happened to her? |