| I saw a lot of trees today. |
| And they were all made of wood
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| Well, they were wooden trees—and they were made entirely of wood
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| Well, I came home today and you were all on fire. |
| Your shirt was on fire
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| And your hair was on fire. |
| And flames were licking all around your feet
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| And I did not know what to do. |
| And then a thousand violins began to play
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| And I really did not know what to do then, so I just decided to go out—
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| And walk the dog
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| I went to the movies, and I saw a dog thirty feet high
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| And this dog was made entirely of light. |
| And he filled up the whole screen
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| And his eyes were long hallways. |
| He had those long, echoing, hallway eyes
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| I turned on the radio and I heard a song by Dolly Parton. |
| And she was singing:
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| Oh! |
| I feel so bad! |
| I feel so sad! |
| I left my mom and I left my dad
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| And I just want to go home now
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| I just want to go back to my Tennessee mountain home now
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| Well, you know she’s not gonna go back home. |
| And I know she’s not gonna go back
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| home
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| And she knows she’s never gonna go back there
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| And I just want to know who’s gonna go and walk her dog. |
| (Her dog.)
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| Oh! |
| I feel so bad. |
| I feel so sad
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| But not as bad as the night I wrote this song
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| Close your eyes. |
| OK. |
| Now imagine you’re at the most wonderful party. |
| OK
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| Delicious food. |
| Uh-huh. |
| Interesting people. |
| Uh-mm. |
| Terrific music. |
| Mm mmh
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| NOW OPEN THEM! |