| Standby
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| You’re on the air
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| Buenos noches Senores y Senoras
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| Bienvenidos
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| La primera pregunta es: Que es mas macho, pineapple o knife?
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| Well, let’s see
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| My guess is that a pineapple is more macho than a knife
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| Si! |
| Correcto! |
| Pineapple es mas macho que knife
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| La segunda pregunta es: Que es mas macho, lightbulb o schoolbus?
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| Uh, lightbulb?
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| No! |
| Lo siento, Schoolbus es mas macho que lightbulb
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| Gracias. |
| And we’ll be back in un momento
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| Well I had a dream and in it I went to a little town
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| And all the girls in town were named Betty
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| And they were singing: Doo doo doo doo doo. |
| Doo doo doo doo doo
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| Ah desire! |
| It’s cold as ice And then it’s hot as fire
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| Ah desire! |
| First it’s red And then it’s blue
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| And everytime I see an iceberg It reminds me of you
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| Doo doo doo doo doo. |
| Doo doo doo doo doo
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| Que es mas macho iceberg or volcano?
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| Get the blanket from the bedroom
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| We can go walking once again
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| Down in the bayou
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| Where our sweet love first began
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| I’m thinking back to when I was a child —
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| Way back to when I was a tot
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| When I was an embryo —
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| A tiny speck. |
| Just a dot
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| When I was a Hershey bar —
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| In my father’s back pocket
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| Hey look! |
| Over there!
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| It’s Frank Sinatra Sitting in a chair
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| And he’s blowing Perfect smoke rings Up into the air
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| And he’s singing: Smoke makes a staircase for you To descend
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| So rare
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| Ah desire!
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| Ah desire!
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| Ah desire!
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| So random So rare
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| And everytime
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| I see those smoke rings
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| I think you’re there
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| Que es mas macho staircase o smoke rings?
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| Get the blanket from the bedroom
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| We can go walking once again
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| Down in the boondocks
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| Where our sweet love first began
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| Ooo I’m gonna follow you
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| Out in the swamps and into town
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| Down under the boardwalk
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| Track you down
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| Doo doo doo doo doo. |
| Doo doo doo doo doo
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| Doo doo doo doo doo. |
| Doo doo doo doo doo |