| Because of this, and also because men were not allowed to enter the convert
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| they asked me to come out. |
| the night I arrived, they had a party for me in a
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| nearby town, in a downstairs lounge of a Crystal Lanes bowling alley
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| The alley was reserved for the nuns for their Tuesday night tournaments.
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| It was a pizza party, and the lounge was decorated to look like a cave;
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| every surface was covered with that spray-on rock that’s usually used for
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| soundproofing. |
| In this case, it had the opposite effect--it amplified every
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| sound
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| Now the nuns were in the middle of their annual tournament playoffs,
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| and we could hear all the bowling balls rolling very slowly down the aisles
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| above us, making the rock blob stalactites tremble and resonate
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| Finally the pizza arrived, and the Mother Superior began to bless the food.
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| Now, this woman normally had a gruffed, low-pitched speaking voice,
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| but as soon as she began to pray her voice rose--
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| Became pure, bell-like, like a child’s. |
| The prayer went on and on,
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| increasing in volume each time a sister got a strike, rising in pitch: «Dear Father in Heaven…»
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| The next day I was scheduled to begin this seminar on language. |
| I’d been very
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| struck by this prayer, and I wanted to talk about how women’s voices rise in
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| pitch when they’re asking for things, especially from men
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| But it was odd: Every time I set a time for the seminar, there was some reason
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| to postpone it: the potatoes had to be dug out, or a busload of old people
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| would appear out of nowhere and have to be shown around
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| So, I never actually did the seminar, but I spent a lot of time there walking
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| around the grounds and looking at all the crops
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| Which were all labeled. |
| And there was also a neatly laid-out cemetery--hundreds
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| of identical white crosses in rows, and there were labeled «Maria, «Teresa», «Maria Teresa», «Teresa Maria…»
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| And the only sadder cemetery I saw was last summer in Switzerland,
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| and I was dragged there by a Hermann Hesse fanatic who had never recovered
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| from reading Siddhartha. |
| And one hot August morning when the sky was quiet,
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| we made a pilgrimage to the cemetery; |
| we brought a lot of flowers and we
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| finally found his grave. |
| It was marked with a huge fir tree and a mammoth stone
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| that said «Hesse» in huge Helvetica bold letters
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| It looked more like a marquee than a tombstone
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| And around the corner was this tiny stone for his wife, Nina, and on it was one
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| word:
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| «Auslander,» foreigner
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| And this made me so sad and so mad that I was sorry I’d brought the flowers
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| Anyway, I decided to leave the flowers, along with a mean note. |
| And it read:
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| «Even though you’re not my favorite writer
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| By a long shot
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| I leave these flowers
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| On your resting spot.» |