| I’m one tall boy short of a buzz
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| I’m one dollar short of a buck
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| I’m one any man short of a prayer
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| I’m one going short of going somewhere
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| Yeah I could kiss there problems goodbye
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| If I just started treating them right
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| They slam the door, pedal to the floor
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| Suitcase in a two-tone ford
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| Flip the bird say some words
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| Like they ain’t coming back no more
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| Maybe that’s just what I need
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| Bettin they’d get sick of me
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| Just like you
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| If I could fall in love with my problems
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| My problems, my problems
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| Well, maybe they’d leave m too
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| I’ll send for roses some flowrs for mine
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| Try to put a ring on a neon light
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| Start makin plans and moving too fast
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| Yeh there goes trouble haulin ass
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| They slam the door, pedal to the floor
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| Suitcase in a two-tone ford
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| Flip the bird say some words
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| Like they ain’t coming back no more
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| Maybe that’s just what I need
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| I’m bettin there getting sick of me
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| Just like you
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| If I could fall in love with my problems
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| My problems, my problems
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| Maybe they’d leave me too
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| Maybe they’d leave me too
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| Yeah I could kiss these problems goodbye
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| If I just started treating them right
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| They slam the door, pedal to the floor
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| Suitcase in a two-tone ford
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| Flip the bird say some words
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| Like they ain’t coming back no more
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| Maybe that’s just what I need
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| I’m bettin they get sick of me
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| Just like you
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| If I could fall in love with my problems
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| My problems, my problems
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| Well, maybe they’d leave me too
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| Maybe they’d leave me too |