Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Hope You Have a Shitty Christmas, artist - Landon Tewers. Album song Xmas - EP, in the genre БлюзI Hope You Have a Shitty Christmas |
| Last Christmas, we spent the day drinking wine, I was yours and you were mine, |
| and then I fucked you through the night |
| Last Christmas, I bought ya dresses that you wore, you fucked a dude the night |
| before, and now you’re begging at my door |
| So this year I hope you have a shitty christmas, I hope your family falls apart |
| I hope your cat develops cancer, I hope you’re nailed up on a cross |
| I hope you have an awful Christmas, I hope you don’t get what you want |
| I hope you’ve asked god for forgiveness, cus you’re a stupid, selfish cunt |
| Sucks you’re lonely now and everyone hates you, my new woman’s fucking sexy so |
| thank you |
| You’ll be okay I’m sure somebody will want you, but just for a night cus no one |
| will love you |
| Heard you’re pregnant now and having some problems, like who’s the father was |
| is James |
| Was it Austin? |
| I’m sorry for your kid I hope it’s nothing like you, |
| hope it’s dad can help so it’s decent despite you, so yeah uh |
| I hope you have a shitty Christmas, I hope you’re eaten by a shark, |
| I hope your cat develops cancer |
| I hope you get shot in the heart, I hope you have an awful christmas, |
| hope you don’t get what you want |
| I heard a guy just gave you herpes, but at least you had some fun |
| I heard you had an awful christmas |
| I heard your parents kicked you out |
| I’m doing music for a living, and I just got myself a badass fucking house |
| HAHAHA bitch |
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