| Allow me to introduce myself
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| I am the hottie you roll with, and I
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| I am a body, a soul, and a mind
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| Lately, you left me behind
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| Now we don’t seem to talk anymore
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| We used to kick it like Joe and Obama
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| Now you just leave me at home playin' mama
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| You give your friends all your time
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| Would you like me more
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| Would you like me more
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| Would you like me more
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| If I was a dude
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| Rollin' with your crew?
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| Would you give me high-fives
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| If I was a guy?
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| And in the end, would you wanna be my friend, too?
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| Take me out to the ballgame, baby
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| I wanna stay up and party like a lady
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| I wanna eat all the biscuits and gravy
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| Lately I’ve been so very hungry
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| Come on, let’s get back to when we used to be brothers
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| How did I end up as only your lover?
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| I want you over and under the covers
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| I hate how you run when you’re done with me
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| Would you like me more
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| Would you like me more
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| Would you like me more
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| If I was a dude
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| Would you think I’m cool?
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| Could I play in your band
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| If I was a man?
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| And if I was a dude
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| Greasy, tail-fin crew
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| Would you think I’m fly
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| If I was a guy?
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| And in the end, would you wanna be my friend, too?
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| And in the end, would you wanna be my friend, too? |