| Been dry long enough
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| My brain and body need some abuse
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| Rake me over the coals
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| And I’ll try to think of an excuse
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| I set a goal and it won’t be hard
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| Hit every bar on the boulevard
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| Bad idea yeah you’re probably right
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| But I won’t be your designated driver tonight
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| 'Cause I’m
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| Off the wagon and on the town
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| Off the wagon and on the town
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| Off the wagon and on the town
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| Off the wagon
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| Just how much I’ve embarrassed myself
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| Well I haven’t got a clue
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| Did I throw a drink in your face
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| Or tell you how much I love you
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| Oh shit I lost my ID
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| Hook up the Jagermeister IV
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| Bad idea yeah you’re probably right
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| But I won’t be your designated driver tonight
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| Off the wagon
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| I’m off the wagon
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| I’m on the town off the wagon
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| Off the wagon wagon wagon wagon — Wee…
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| Set a goal
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| Hit every bar
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| Bad idea
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| Designated
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| Alright, alright
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| Off the wagon and on the town
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| Off the wagon and on the town
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| Off the wagon and on the town
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| Off the wagon
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| I’m on the town off the wagon
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| I’m on the town off the wagon
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| I’m on the town off the wagon
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| I’m off the wagon wagon wagon wagon
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| Off the wagon and on the town
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| Off the wagon and on the town
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| Off the wagon and on the town
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| Off the wagon
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| That’s it… |