
Date of issue: 05.02.2015
Record label: MD - Chapel
Song language: English
Family Guy Main Theme |
It seems today, that all you see is violence in movies, |
and sex on T.V. |
But where are those good old-fashioned values, |
on which we used to rely? |
It used to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo, |
or Hedy Lamarr. |
But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez, |
you want to curl up and die. |
Lucky theres a Family Guy. |
Lucky theres a man who positively can do |
all the things that make us- |
Laugh and cry! |
He’s a Family Guy! |
When I was young, the songs were fair, |
with Mister Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher. |
But now we get Justin Timber-homo. |
A heartache all gone awry! |
The classic films were works of arts, |
the images were graceful, the stories were smart. |
But now we get Matrix Revolution, |
Im sorry I know this doesnt rhyme, |
but what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?! |
Lucky theres a family guy, lucky theres a fella, |
sweeter than vanilla, wholesome as a piece of- |
Apple Pie! |
He’s a family guy! |
His smiles a simple delight. |
He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites. |
Peter! |
He bought me my cute little hat. |
Yeah we should have a talk about that. |
About that! |
And his hat! |
He’s mastered the comedy arts. |
He says, «Look out, Hiroshima!» |
then casually farts. |
He’s loaded with sexy appeal. |
And best of all my titties are real. |
Have a feel! |
No thank you. |
I gave it the office. |
The Brady Bunch has got their Mike and |
pretty Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke. |
But who around here could fill those loafers? |
But here’s a happy reply. |
Lucky there’s a family guy. |
Lucky there’s a man who positively can do all the thing that make |
us- |
Laugh and Cry! |
He’s a Family Guy! |
He’s a Family Guy!!! |
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