Lyrics Family Guy Main Theme - L'Orchestra Cinematique

Family Guy Main Theme

It seems today, that all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
But where are those good old-fashioned values,
on which we used to rely?
It used to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo,
or Hedy Lamarr.
But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez,
you want to curl up and die.
Lucky theres a Family Guy.
Lucky theres a man who positively can do
all the things that make us-
Laugh and cry!
He’s a Family Guy!
When I was young, the songs were fair,
with Mister Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
But now we get Justin Timber-homo.
A heartache all gone awry!
The classic films were works of arts,
the images were graceful, the stories were smart.
But now we get Matrix Revolution,
Im sorry I know this doesnt rhyme,
but what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Lucky theres a family guy, lucky theres a fella,
sweeter than vanilla, wholesome as a piece of-
Apple Pie!
He’s a family guy!
His smiles a simple delight.
He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Peter!
He bought me my cute little hat.
Yeah we should have a talk about that.
About that!
And his hat!
He’s mastered the comedy arts.
He says, «Look out, Hiroshima!»
then casually farts.
He’s loaded with sexy appeal.
And best of all my titties are real.
Have a feel!
No thank you.
I gave it the office.
The Brady Bunch has got their Mike and
pretty Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around here could fill those loafers?
But here’s a happy reply.
Lucky there’s a family guy.
Lucky there’s a man who positively can do all the thing that make
us-
Laugh and Cry!
He’s a Family Guy!
He’s a Family Guy!!!