| Hello
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| Friends of the Los Angeles Symphony
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| This is CookBook
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| The L.A. Symphony would like to take this opportunity to thank all of our fans
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| All of the people out there who stuck by us through thick and thin
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| Through the blood the sweat and the tears that it took
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| And that it still takes to rise to the top
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| You’ve persevered with us on this road
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| On this journey all the way to the glory
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| However, having said that, we have a little suggestion
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| Baby, baby
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| Baby, baby
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| Baby, baby
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| Man I appreciate the CD for real
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| But I’ll probably never listen to it
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| I barely got a deal
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| And I’m real picky with my music cause I think I’m the bomb
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| (Hey who’s your favorite rapper?)
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| Who’s my favorite rapper? |
| This dude named
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| Where’s Pigeon John?
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| I thought you said you were a fan
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| He’s doing his own thing
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| Probably in Japan
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| Getting rich, doing shows with R.E.M
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| Yeah we’re all cool
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| We’re all still friends
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| Call It What You want that’s a great album
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| Yeah that would’ve been great
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| Don’t bring this up around Flynn
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| Cause I’m a little bit nicer
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| And you wouldn’t offend
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| A dude named Joey the Jerk with stupid questions
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| Baby, baby
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| Baby, baby
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| Baby, baby
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| Baby, baby
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| Baby, baby
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| Baby, baby
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| Yeah you’re standing here live with Flynn
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| (Oh my God I knew it, oh my God)
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| Except with darker skin, longer hair, and a different grin
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| I can see how you make that mistake from the begin
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| After all the only two with goatees is me and him, right?
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| Anyway your CD’s hot I got it off of Limewire
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| No wonder I’m so hungry and about to retire
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| (What? What?)
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| You admire us? |
| (Well yeah of course)
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| Man that’s just so spectacular
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| (Hope your computer gets a virus blood-sucking Dracula)
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| Huh? |
| (What'd you say?)
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| Oh nothing I was just saying thanks
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| It’s cause of fans like you the crew makes big banks
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| Nah we ain’t going to Denny’s
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| Nah we ain’t about to kick it
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| Where we’re about to go you’re getting lost with the crickets
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| By the way since you are the Symph’s #1 fan
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| Just so you know my name is CookBook but I understand
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| Oh you’re the one that said «I need to use my «No that was Joey
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| It’s probably better if you just act like you don’t know me you fool
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| Baby, baby
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| Baby, baby (I saw Flynn and Joey the Jerk)
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| Baby, baby
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| Baby, baby
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| Baby, baby
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| Yo man I saw Joey and Flynn
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| No man that was Sarpong and
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| No dude, he had a trucker hat
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| Played out
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| Man, it was another cat, you’re way out
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| Hey, you want to hear my raps?
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| No, no, no
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| Hey, you want to hear my tracks?
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| No, no, no
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| Can I get Call It What You Want?
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| No, no, no
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| You want to see our show?
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| No, no
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| Haven’t you heard?
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| We’re haters extraordinaire
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| Got that baloney on the table (where?)
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| Over there
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| And by the way dude, your breath is mad foul
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| And your girl keeps eying me, like some eager owl
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| Baby, baby
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| Baby, baby
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| Baby, baby
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| Baby, baby
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| Baby, baby
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| Baby, baby
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| Baby |