| Oh, there’s a Bentley
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| A house in Chelsea
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| There’s a myriad o' things that you can get me
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| A little pony,
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| A bunch of Tonys
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| Oh, the things that you could do for me
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| Oh, Santa, oh, Santa
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| I know that you deliver everything I’m after
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| But you don’t need to read another Christmas list
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| Just save a little kiss for me
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| Oh, a jacuzzi,
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| Oh, that’ll do me
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| With a bubble bath and back rub with Clooney
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| Oh an elixir,
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| A super fixer
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| Oh, the things that you could do for me
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| Oh, Santa, oh, Santa
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| I know that you deliver everything I’m after
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| But you don’t need to read another Christmas list
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| Just save a little kiss for me
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| Oh, Santa
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| Well, yeah, there’s a few things on my list
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| Few things I’d like
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| But there’s not a lot that I—I really need.
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| Or maybe?
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| Oh, a tiara, a baby llama
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| A private dinner with president Obama
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| A trip to outer space
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| To get off my face
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| Oh, the things that you could do for me
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| Oh, Santa, oh, Santa
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| I know that you deliver everything I’m after
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| But you don’t need to read another Christmas list
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| Oh, I know you got better things to do than this
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| Oh, you don’t need to read another Christmas list
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| Just save a little kiss for me
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| Thank you, Santa |