| Well, hey there Pickle dude, yeah, my little dude
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| There’s a lot of me that I see in you
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| You like to take my things and throw 'em everywhere
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| When mother isn’t here, you’re always in my hair
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| You’re always breaking stuff, it make a lot of noise
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| And when you start to scream, I get so annoyed
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| When you start screeching it can be a little scary
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| Sounds sorta like a cat that’s singing Mariah Carey (Uh)
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| Well who that? |
| Who that? |
| They already knew that
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| That’s the homie Pickle, I’m the one he throwing food at
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| Yep, you’re really good at throwing fits
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| And when it comes to potatoes it seems like you never miss
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| I get a plate to the face and some milk up in my eyeball
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| I swear you know how to use your bottle like a rifle
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| I know I’m not your dad and I have no problem with crap
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| But I’m a little concerned that Chief Keef is your idol
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| Every time someone plays «That's some stuff I don’t like»
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| You be like «Bang,"and I’m like «All right»
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| It’s really not the music for kids
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| But, um, here Pickle, let’s listen to Jaden Smith
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| Well, hey there Pickle dude, yeah, my little dude
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| There’s a lot of me that I see in you
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| You like to take my things and throw 'em everywhere
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| When mother isn’t here, you’re always in my hair
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| You’re always breaking stuff, it make a lot of noise
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| And when you start to scream, I get so annoyed
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| Yep, you can make me mad for a while
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| But when I see your face it’s impossible not to smile
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| Well, hey, yo mom, I know you’ve got your show on
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| But if you’ve got a kid, that kid is more than the Zohan
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| Little guy is crazy, I try not to get him angry
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| 'Cause he foams at the mouth like he’s diagnosed with rabies
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| When dealing with Pickle, it’s all about survival
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| He’s a year and a half and he cusses more than I do
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| He’s all about this West West like Fievel
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| He keeps it so G and he doesn’t even try to
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| I remember when he took his first little steps
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| A week later he was runnin' out for cigarettes
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| I told him, look chill like what lab is the deal
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| Even though you’re evil, little buddy, I love you still
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| Yeah
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| Well, hey there Pickle dude, you’re my little dude
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| There’s a lot of me that I see in you
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| You like to take my things and throw 'em everywhere
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| When mother isn’t here, you’re always in my hair
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| You’re always breaking stuff, it make a lot of noise
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| And when you start to scream, I get so annoyed
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| Yep, you can make me mad for a while
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| But when I see your face it’s impossible not to smile
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| Yeah |