| Ooh, yep
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| Hmm
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| Stop tellin' me yes
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| Stop tellin' me no
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| Start takin' control
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| I’m just doin' what you said, ooh
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| I should stop tellin' you yes, if I ain’t sure
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| Lot of answers I don’t have
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| Every day is a new test
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| I always try my best I swear the right boxes get checked
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| But I still end up incorrect
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| Baby I could use a tutor
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| Relationship troubleshooter
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| I wish I had found you sooner
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| Cheerleader who loves the loser (oh, yeah)
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| In real life not on computers
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| I get up, get on my scooter
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| Roll on down the hill to meet you
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| Road for you prior to Uber
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| Yeah yeah yeah, yeah
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| So someone in Southern Cali
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| Lives a little lightskin, deep in the valley
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| Nearby is this girl, she’s a baddie
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| Curly cutie equipped with the fattie
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| And he likes her, but scared of her daddy
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| Understandably, that nigga’s big
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| Waits 'til he dips, goes to her crib
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| Looks over the fence, blows her a kiss
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| She opens the door and he doesn’t go in
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| Seven days later she does it again
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| This time they’re not blowin' kisses they’re kissin'
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| Start in the bedroom and goes to the kitchen
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| Different positions, switchin' and switchin'
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| Windows is open, the neighbors can listen
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| Breakin' foundation we shakin' the walls
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| Finish the mission and get in them drawers
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| His homies is clappin' he hears the applause
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| You did it, you did it, lil nigga it’s yours
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| Haha, yo, wow, this is crazy
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| Okay, I-I did not have a speech prepared tonight
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| I did not plan on winning
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| Uh, shit, I’ma just go from the heart, okay?
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| Uh, first of all, I’d like to thank her dad
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| For actually leaving the premises, and giving me this opportunity
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| To score my first pair of buns
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| So, thank you sir
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| Uh, shit, um also
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| Oh, I’d like to thank my friends
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| My loyal ass friends for stickin' through this with me
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| You know, I know I’ve been a virgin for a long time
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| But now that I’m not, I have you guys to thank, so thank you guys
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| Uh, shit, okay, uh where is Ginuwine at?
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| Is he in here-yo, man
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| You, bro, you
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| My source of inspiration
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| Without you, this shit would’ve not have happened
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| So thank you, and thank you
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| Ginuwine everybody, give it up for Ginuwine, come on
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| Whoo! |
| What are you doin' here?
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| And uh, I just wanna say one last thing before I get out of here
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| To everyone watching that’s working the low paying job
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| And that’s under six feet tall
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| You can do it too, okay?
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| This shit is not just for professional athletes, alright
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| It’s about persistence
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| If she doesn’t text you back, text her again, fuck it!
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| If she doesn’t give you the address, Google Map her house
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| You got this man
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| Alright thank you guys, thank y’all for so much, wow
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| This is such an honor
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| (Oh this is great) |