| I woke up this morning
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| Didn’t recognize the man in the mirror
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| Then I laughed and I said, «Oh silly me, that’s just me»
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| Then I proceeded to brush some stranger’s teeth
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| But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
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| Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
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| I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
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| But it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
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| Then Saturday came around and I said «Who's this stupid clown blocking the
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| bathroom sink?»
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| All he ever wanted was to be someone in life that was just like
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| All I want is to just have fun
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| Live my life like a son of a gun
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| I could be one thousand miles away but still mean what I say
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| Then I woke up one morning
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| Didn’t recognize the man in the mirror
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| Then I laughed and I said, «Oh silly me, that’s just me»
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| Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger’s hair
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| Never was my style
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| But I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
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| Because it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
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| Then Saturday came around and I said «Who's this stupid clown blocking the
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| bathroom sink?»
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| But he was sporting all my clothes
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| I gotta say I’m pretty pimpin
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| All he ever wanted was to be a man
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| But he was always a little too cute to be admitted under marbles lost
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| He was always a thousand miles away while still standing in front of your face
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| Then he woke up this morning
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| Didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror
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| Then laughed and said, «Oh silly me, that’s just me»
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| Then I proceeded to brush some stranger’s teeth
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| But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
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| Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
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| And I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
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| Cause it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
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| Then Saturday came around and I said, «Who's this stupid clown blocking the
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| bathroom sink?»
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| But he was sporting all my clothes
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| I gotta say pretty pimpin
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| I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror |