Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Gweilo, artist - KT.
Date of issue: 27.08.2020
Song language: English
Gweilo |
Clearly I’m white |
Yes, that’s a 古箏 |
This is just a bit of fun with my Asian friends, we don’t speak for anyone else |
Try not to take it too seriously (一, 二, 三, 四) |
Been trying since last October |
Still can’t hold chopsticks properly |
Tiffany says she’s sober, but she’s still tryna give me broccoli |
生舊叉燒好過生你 (哎呀) |
It’s mad I saw some white guys, see an Asian cough and hide |
You’re the one who needs advice on hygiene if you wear your shoes inside (笨蛋) |
Yes I think milk is spicy, cause being Caucasian’s not a phase |
Guess I got that ADH2 (傻瓜), that alcohol dehydrogenase |
They call me 鬼佬 |
But they’r the best peopl out here that I know |
Yeah |
Being Chinese in the West, where do I even begin? |
I was scared to wear a mask |
when Corona started |
Calling me a bat eater, snake eater, dog eater |
I’m pescatarian |
You speak good English, oh thanks, it’s cause you colonised us |
I saw Boohoo was selling 旗袍 tops with giant cut-outs to show boobage |
The Daily Mail was calling Demi Mawby sexy for wearing it |
I’m sorry, how is that not cultural appropriation? |
旗袍 aren’t meant to be sexy |
Not by a long shot |
How Far East is the Far East, huh |
Thoroughly disappointed by the lack of Asian representation and exoticisation |
in the media |
You got a shirt that says moon in Chinese, but it don’t make you their saviour |
While we’re here, why is it that barbers never figured out how to manage Asian |
hair |
And all you white girls wearing cheongsams, obvious that you’ve got no respect |
Can’t even wear a mask for a bit without complaining, that’s your own defect |
Same energy as people avoiding the Chinese takeaway when Corona hit |
Your stereotypes are tasteless just like that time you swore you could make an |
Asian dish (饭桶) |
They call me 鬼佬 (哎呀) |
But they’re the best people out here that |
我的天啊, what is that 紅毛 doing |
Jeng Shin says I need to get out there |
I thought that’s kind of funny when it’s coming from you |
Apparently my cooking is an absolute nightmare, big talk from someone who’s |
only five foot two |
I wonder who said that Asian people were quiet, when really I never heard |
anyone so loud |
Like Katrina singing all the hits from Six until I kinda wish I put my head in |
a shroud |
Let’s talk about Chinese tattoos, some of you been truly duped |
You think it says peace and love, but it’s really chicken noodle soup |
Now you probably guessed that I’m joking, and my verse is nearly over |
In all honesty I couldn’t live my life without them, like an ABG and boba |
Straight up (哎呀) |