Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Twelves, artist - Kokomo Arnold.
Date of issue: 15.08.2014
Song language: English
The Twelves |
Says I want everybody, fall in line |
Shake your shimmy, like I’m shaking mine |
You shake your shimmy, shake it fast |
If you can’t shake your shimmy, shake your yas yas yas |
Says *I am* with your mama, out across the field |
Slipping and a‑sliding, just like an automobile |
I hollered at your mama, I told her to wait |
She slipped away from me, just like a Cadillac Eight |
Say I like your mama, sister too |
I did like your papa, but your papa wouldn’t do |
I met your papa, around the corner the other day |
I soon found out, that he was funny that a‑way |
Says I went out yonder, New Orleans |
The wildcat jumped, on the sewing machine |
The sewing machine, sewed so fast |
Sewed ninety‑nine stitches, up his yas yas yas |
Says God made Adam, made him stout |
He wasn’t satisfied, until he made him a snout |
He made him a snout, just as long as a rail |
He wasn’t satisfied, until he made him a tail |
He made him a tail, just to fan the flies |
He wasn’t satisfied, until he made him some eyes |
He made him some eyes, just to look on the grass |
He wasn’t satisfied, then he made his yas yas yas |
He made his yas yas yas, so he couldn’t get a trick |
He wasn’t satisfied, until he made him sick |
He made him sick, and then made him well |
You know by that, the big boy’s coughing in hell |