| I met this dude one night right up at the door
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| Said kind of rude who are you what you looking for
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| I said nobody its the stage that I’m heading toward
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| I’m on in 5 its about to rain bust a pour
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| My name’s on the page the same on the board
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| Can I go in this way plus I’m on the tour
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| I’m kj I rhyme and plus do it for the Lord
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| He said not tonight and went and slammed up the door
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| I’m like oh no everything’s a no go
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| Standing in the rain my cell phone like no no
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| Scratching my brain like I’m stuck out my own show
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| Want to complain till a fan was like oh yo
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| And then he rolled up began to walk
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| Said I been listening to you since you DC talk
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| Can you sign all the cds that I got
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| Toby mac your the best man you really rock!
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| If I had stayed at that flower shop
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| I could’ve been a manager but now
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| What you think about that what you think about that?
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| Oh what am I to do… probably should’ve went right back to school
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| Just like momma said oh just like momma said
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| I should’ve never quit my day job
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| Sometimes I wonder what I’m rapping for
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| First I’m eminem now I’m mackelmore
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| They box you up they wanna stick you in a categore
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| I’m never stuck I dodge the bull like a matador
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| Stank eye walking in the door
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| Rap game Larry bird but I’m in another sport
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| I break ankles and I shatter boards
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| And build a ladder to the God that I’m rapping for
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| But they never ever seem to get it tho
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| Some say I’m Toby Mac others thought I’m Mineo
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| Some think I’m only wack others think I’m criminal
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| Stuck up in the middle like rap game little bro
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| Standing here feeling like a jerk
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| Holding a pose with a fan till my hands hurt
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| Cause her man can never make the cam work
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| While they holding up another rappers fan shirt
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| If I was still a traffic cop
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| Could be working homicide but now
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| What you think about that what you think about that?
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| I should’ve never quit my day job
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| Now straight off people think I’m straight odd
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| Cause I praise God and rapping is my day job
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| I’m sitting on plane waiting just to take off
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| Dude trying to guess what I do but he way off
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| First I’m a dj now I’m just a drummer
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| Says kj fifty two that’s a funny number
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| I been doing this like 20 summers
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| I took the diss but I reminisce kind of wonder
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| What if I never quit my day job?
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| Just pulled a 9 to 5 trying to get my cake off
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| Would the ones that you saved would’ve strayed off
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| Id rather struggle in the will of God then lay off
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| Hate on well you can stay that I’m Straight soft
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| Life is a game and I’m gunning for the playoffs
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| So I’m glad to say I never quit my day job
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| And I’ll never be ashamed or try to play God |