| There was an old lady she lived in a shoe
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| She got a whole lot of kids you can’t miss em when you’s coming through
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| Cause she be shacked up with little boy blue
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| But half them kid’s ain’t seen their pops since like 1982
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| But down the street next to the swap meet
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| That’s the spot where the 3 little pigs yo they be catching beef
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| They took tweedledee and knocked out his front teeth
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| And left tweedledum just straight bleeding on the back seat
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| I live on the corner man next to Jack and Jill
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| You know them two brother and sisters who be acting ill
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| I tell em to step back and chill but they’ll smack ya grill
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| Now let me tell you straight up now you can catch the deal
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| You know Humpty dumpty man they straight played him
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| Knocked him off the wall scrambled him up now and ate him
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| See I ain’t playing where I live I got to stay praying
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| And every time I come around yall can hear me saying
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| Mary had a little lamb case you didn’t know
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| That little lamb took my sin made it white as snow
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| And every where that the lamb will go
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| That’s the place I got to go man I got to see the streets of gold
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| Sitting on the corner with my tape recorder and Jack Horner
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| Kicking freestyle raps for scraps of spare change
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| To change my money range and cry like Danny Ainge
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| Till I make enough checks to win back my ex-girlfriend
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| I can’t pretend I didn’t wish that I’d never seen her ill demeanor
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| And this fly dish and the spoon ran away broke out to Santa Fe
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| Left me cold ain’t seen her since Saturday
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| But hey I got to say I been dissed since way back
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| Bought a girl a knick knack but patty was wack
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| In fact I’ll get em all back using my rap sheet
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| And make em outcast singing bah with the black sheep
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| And take them to phat beats and show them my work
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| And have them say I’m the man and play them out like a jerk
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| And then flirt with a wink and eyebrow on tilt
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| And leave them there while I go to the house that Jack built singing.
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| Don’t get me started on Jack be Nimble
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| I mean that cat’s the kind of dude who just always seems to stay in trouble
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| He always got to hustle kicking it with the 3 blind mice
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| On the corner selling magic beans rolling dice
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| Now I be giving him advice but he can’t understand
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| Patty Cake? |
| she used to chill with the bakers man
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| She got God in her life now and if you see her right now
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| It’s a whole another sight now
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| See I be quite proud just to see how Christ showed and blowed up
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| And just turned her whole life around
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| Sometime I’m wishing I was living in a nicer town
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| You know a place where London bridge ain’t always falling down
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| Ya boy Old McDonald he’s a little older now
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| He had a farm but well it’s kind of gone for now
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| But see I’m a hold it down cause I got to stay praying
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| And every time I come around yall can hear me saying |