Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Revenge Of The Nerds, artist - Kj-52. Album song KJ-52, in the genre Рэп и хип-хопDate of issue: 31.12.2010
Record label: Capitol Christian
Song language: English
Revenge Of The Nerds |
| Would you please, |
| would you dance with me, |
| my darling would you please take a chance with me, |
| I see you over there with the jocks, |
| I see you over there with the rich boys, |
| I see you over there with all the pretty girls, |
| and I’m asking one thing… |
| Back in the day I used to rock the MC Hammer pants |
| jump in the middle of the party bust the running man |
| doing the Roger Rabbit at the middle school dance |
| got my man next to the bleachers now that’s where we stand |
| walk up to the girl like «now will you dance with me?» |
| she’s like «well listen you’ll never ever have a chance with me I got a boyfriend and he’s at like six foot three |
| 250 pounds and he could beat you up in his sleep |
| and I’m like «well really what’s that got to do with me?» |
| I don’t see him around here so why don’t you just come with me |
| I’ll get you some fruit punch maybe some cookies |
| I got the new Vanilla Ice tape how can you not love me? |
| she’s like «well first off all your pants is straight ugly |
| you can’t dance and your personality just bug’s me so back up off me cause I really got’s to let you know |
| that my boyfriend’s right over there ohh I got to go Would you please, |
| would you dance with me, |
| my darling would you please take a chance with me, |
| I see you over there with the jocks, |
| I see you over there with the rich boys, |
| I see you over there with all the pretty girls, |
| and I’m asking one thing… |
| I grew up in Inglewood a little brown boy |
| had straight hair and I rocked corduroy |
| walked down Venice way in my own way |
| wasn’t very popular with the girls in 5th grade |
| they used to call me nerd |
| that was even if they used to call me at all |
| across the school hall I put my head and thought |
| what could I do to pursue and fought |
| in my own mind was a struggle of sorts |
| school was a game and I was off court |
| on the bench and the coach wouldn’t let me off once |
| I sat in the corner of the yard like a dunce |
| and all I ever wanted was the girl to have lunch |
| maybe in the cafeteria with some punch |
| but it didn’t happen I didn’t have heart |
| cause I knew how it would end from the start and then I asked… |
| Would you please, |
| would you dance with me, |
| my darling would you please take a chance with me, |
| I see you over there with the jocks, |
| I see you over there with the rich boys, |
| I see you over there with all the pretty girls, |
| and I’m asking one thing… |
| when I was growing up it was hard to be happy |
| kids knock the books out my hand and make fun of my acne (exactly) |
| give me a wedgie while they throw spitballs at me and stuff me in my own locker and laugh at me |
| (ahhhh ha.) oh you think that’s real funny |
| cause I’m 5 foot with huge feet and I dress crummy |
| and all the school bullies want to just take my lunch money |
| c’mon man I only got a dollar twenty |
| ya know ya life is just really sad man |
| when you play dodge ball your picked as the last man |
| and ya run as fast as ya can just like a mad man |
| cause the football team wants to throw you in the trash can |
| so really will this madness ever end |
| really will the nerd ever get revenge? |
| will this girl call me back at around ten? |
| will you go out w/ me? |
| I just want to be friends |
| Would you please, |
| would you dance with me, |
| my darling would you please take a chance with me, |
| I see you over there with the jocks, |
| I see you over there with the rich boys, |
| I see you over there with all the pretty girls, |
| and I’m asking one thing… |
| Now days I’m a little older plus a little bolder |
| but it seems like I just can’t get over |
| you ever have a day where nothing goes right |
| well that just seems to be the story of my whole entire life |
| so anybody out there know what I mean? |
| to feel like your third string on a football team? |
| and ya never ever gonna reach any of your dreams? |
| and your only hope is making onion rings at burger king |
| but now a days a lot of things done changed |
| since Christ came into my life now and just rearranged |
| the way I look at myself son it aint the same |
| I drive in a whole 'nother lane going against the grain |
| I know it might just seem a little strange |
| the fact remains I changed when I called on his name |
| so call me a nerd call me lame it don’t matter to me see all I need to know is that my wife will dance with me Would you please, |
| would you dance with me, |
| my darling would you please take a chance with me, |
| I see you over there with the jocks, |
| I see you over there with the rich boys, |
| I see you over there with all the pretty girls, |
| and I’m asking one thing… |