| Director:
|
| Well hello everybody
|
| Welcome to MDA, that’s Mountain Dew Anonymous
|
| For those that have abuse problems with Mountain Dew
|
| We have a new member today, his name’s KJ-52
|
| KJ introduce yourself
|
| KJ-52:
|
| My name is KJ-52 and I’m addicted to Mountain Dew
|
| Director:
|
| Tell the people a little about what happened
|
| KJ-52
|
| What am I gonna do, I’m addicted to Mountain Dew
|
| When I drink just one or two
|
| People say «Boy what’s wrong with you man»
|
| Start acting like a fool, from all the caffeine and sugar too
|
| I’m fiending like I ain’t got a clue
|
| And this is what I’m gonna say to you
|
| Uhh… Gimme that Mountain Dew
|
| Uhh… Gimme that Mountain Dew
|
| Uhh… Gimme that Mountain Dew
|
| I ain’t playing with you better gimme that Mountain Dew
|
| Director:
|
| Well, KJ I know that must be tough to talk about
|
| But part of recovery is talking about it starts
|
| Explain how this started
|
| KJ-52:
|
| I started when i was on tour
|
| I had to stay awak so I went to the store
|
| Loaded up and I buth like four, I just kept drinking more and more
|
| When all of a sudden something happened to me
|
| Just for some reason I couldn’t fall asleep
|
| Mabe it was all the sugar and the caffeine
|
| Not sure but I started to scream…
|
| Director:
|
| Well, KJ I know that was painful to talk about
|
| But you CAN overcome it
|
| You just have to admit that you have a problem
|
| KJ-52:
|
| I got a problem I jsut can’t help it
|
| Somebody help I think I’m addicted
|
| Cause every day i just got to have it
|
| I can’t help it, it’s just a habit
|
| I got a problem, I get it
|
| I’m an addict, I’ll admit it
|
| And I promise I’m gonna quit it
|
| Hey that mountain Dew over there, anybody gonna finish it???
|
| Director:
|
| KJ, you need to put the Mountain Dew down
|
| KJ, back away from the Mountain Dew
|
| KJ-52 BACK AWAY FROM THE MOUNTAIN DEW
|
| NOW MAN, I AIN’T PLAYING WITH YOU!
|
| (Arguing in the background)
|
| KJ-52:
|
| Sorry, I don’t know what came over me
|
| Director:
|
| Sorry
|
| KJ-52:
|
| You didn’t have to hit me |