
Date of issue: 31.12.2010
Record label: Capitol Christian
Song language: English
Cartoon Network |
Now i was just walking through cartoon land |
When all of a sudden i ran into sponge bob square pants |
He was chilling with the power puff girls and spiderman |
Driving down sesame street with scooby doo in a mini van |
He was rocking to the beat driving as fast as they can |
They almost ran over ren and stimpy and he man |
I yelled at them slow down but they didn’t understand |
They said they heading over to a free hip hop jam |
Over in the park let me catch a ride then |
I got in picked up bart simpson kept driving |
Got to the spot and the party was live and |
At the open mic contest bevis and butthead was rhyming |
I was like them kids is wack give me just a try and |
Waited patiently till it was just my time and |
I told the crowd make noise get ya hands high and |
This is what i said when i grabbed on the mic i told em… |
Said to the crowd «my name’s KJ-52» |
And i came to get down i got something to say to you |
Understand what i mean even if you’re a cartoon |
Jesus reigns supreme that’s how my team comes through |
And then all of a sudden these wannabe hard dudes |
From south park walk up just talking smack too |
And the smurfs backed them up i guess they was just a crew |
And said let’s battle fool i said check it out duke |
Your five inch tall plus ya crew is all blue |
I’d probably step on ya’ll if i just bettled you |
They said la la la la… |
That’s all you ever say dude |
Just right then just the crowd started to boo |
Them right off the stage but i knew just what to do |
I told d.j. |
voltron just on the ones and two’s |
Man kick the beat check it out this is how im rocking your |
Well the crowd started cheering the party was slamming |
The thundercats and pokemon they was break dancing |
The transformers hopped in and started pop locking |
With g.i. |
joe and johnny bravo chilling and just watching |
I just stayed on the mic and kept the speakers knocking |
Letting them know that christ was the reason that i’m dropping |
I could go on all night and jsut keep on talking |
But just right then power rangers started walking |
Up on the stage and said i won the open mic and |
As i reached to get my trophy and just claim my prize and |
Well out of nowhere well this is what happened |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Let's Go (Feat. Trevor McNevan Of Thousand Foot Krutch) ft. Trevor McNevan | 2008 |
Jesus Freak ft. Kj-52 | 2020 |
Push Up | 2007 |
Run For Cover | 2004 |
Are You Online? | 2008 |
Adventures Of Tweezyman | 2008 |
End Of My Rope | 2008 |
Picture | 2008 |
He Did That | 2008 |
Fuego (Feat. Funky) ft. Funky | 2008 |
Shake It Off | 2008 |
Let It Go | 2008 |
Broken People | 2008 |
Headline News At 11 (Feat. Braille) ft. Braille | 2008 |
The Chris Carlino Story: Week Four (Interlude) | 2008 |
Firestarter (Feat. Manwell And Blanca Reyes Of Group 1 Crew) ft. Jose Manuel Reyes, Blanca Callahan | 2008 |
Swagged Out With Tags Out (Feat. Da' T.R.U.T.H.) ft. Da' T.R.U.T.H. | 2008 |
Tweezy Dance | 2008 |
Dear God | 2008 |
The Chris Carlino Story: Day One (Interlude) | 2008 |