| Now i was just walking through cartoon land
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| When all of a sudden i ran into sponge bob square pants
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| He was chilling with the power puff girls and spiderman
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| Driving down sesame street with scooby doo in a mini van
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| He was rocking to the beat driving as fast as they can
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| They almost ran over ren and stimpy and he man
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| I yelled at them slow down but they didn’t understand
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| They said they heading over to a free hip hop jam
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| Over in the park let me catch a ride then
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| I got in picked up bart simpson kept driving
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| Got to the spot and the party was live and
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| At the open mic contest bevis and butthead was rhyming
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| I was like them kids is wack give me just a try and
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| Waited patiently till it was just my time and
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| I told the crowd make noise get ya hands high and
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| This is what i said when i grabbed on the mic i told em…
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| Said to the crowd «my name’s KJ-52»
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| And i came to get down i got something to say to you
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| Understand what i mean even if you’re a cartoon
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| Jesus reigns supreme that’s how my team comes through
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| And then all of a sudden these wannabe hard dudes
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| From south park walk up just talking smack too
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| And the smurfs backed them up i guess they was just a crew
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| And said let’s battle fool i said check it out duke
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| Your five inch tall plus ya crew is all blue
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| I’d probably step on ya’ll if i just bettled you
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| They said la la la la…
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| That’s all you ever say dude
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| Just right then just the crowd started to boo
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| Them right off the stage but i knew just what to do
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| I told d.j. |
| voltron just on the ones and two’s
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| Man kick the beat check it out this is how im rocking your
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| Well the crowd started cheering the party was slamming
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| The thundercats and pokemon they was break dancing
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| The transformers hopped in and started pop locking
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| With g.i. |
| joe and johnny bravo chilling and just watching
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| I just stayed on the mic and kept the speakers knocking
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| Letting them know that christ was the reason that i’m dropping
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| I could go on all night and jsut keep on talking
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| But just right then power rangers started walking
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| Up on the stage and said i won the open mic and
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| As i reached to get my trophy and just claim my prize and
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| Well out of nowhere well this is what happened |