| Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
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| But here’s my number, so call me maybe
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| And all the other boys try to chase me
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| But here’s my number, so call me maybe
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| I’m a quarter of Four Loko down
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| And I’m really very stoked that you came around
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| And I’m trying on my poker face
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| And I don’t know how to stay expressionless, I didn’t wanna mention this
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| But I’m crushing on you like bench presses
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| Trying to confess this, causing quite a mess it’s
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| Stressful and all the rest of your friends look very unimpressed with me
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| And I’m not the hottest, but I’m fully employed
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| And it’s 11:11 when I unlock the droid
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| I wish upon a digital clock to stop the void
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| That increases in depth whenever my heart is toyed with
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| And I wanna get it, shorty, like I’m Wayne & Lloyd
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| Like breaking down the ford
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| I am unavoidable, I trail far enough behind
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| Keep you from getting paranoid and I am
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| An itty bitty lightweight, I stay by
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| On the realization that you’re impatient, so I wait
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| And when you pass by me, I might faint
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| Quick I need to lie, great
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| Say I need to hydrate
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| But I’m just faded and that really wasn’t clever
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| I’d say, «Call me maybe,» but you’ll probably call me never
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| I wait forever and ever and ever, whatever
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| Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
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| But here’s my number, so call me maybe
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| And all the other boys try to chase me
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| But here’s my number, so call me maybe
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| Before you came into my life I missed you so bad
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| I missed you so bad, I missed you so, so bad
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| Before you came into my life I missed you so bad
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| And you should know that, so call me maybe
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| Yeah, I’m dead and I wanna cuddle in your bed
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| Always dreads, never braids
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| And my brain, you make it mushy like the Everglade
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| I won’t get pushy 'cause I’m wussy, easily persuaded
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| And I’m faded now, but I’m never late
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| Never laid, always playin'
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| All the other boys would try to chase it and evade 'em
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| But I wouldn’t play, 'cause I believe in fate and
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| Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
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| But here’s my number, so call me maybe
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| And all the other boys try to chase me
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| But here’s my number, so call me maybe
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| Before you came into my life I missed you so bad
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| I missed you so bad, I missed you so, so bad
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| Before you came into my life I missed you so bad
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| And you should know that, so call me maybe
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| I missed you so so bad
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| I missed you
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| So give me scabies
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| Give me scabies |