| Just last week I was feeling lucky so I bought
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| Lotto tickets 45 mil. |
| was the pot
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| And I won it, didn’t believe it
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| Then I spent it, on nerd shit
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| So I bought Cerebro and a golden wrapped lasso
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| And a Stark Tower condo, got my bones Adamantium bondo
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| And it went fast, didn’t take long
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| Called Jim Lee, got him on the phone
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| Called Jim Lee, got him on the phone
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| Called Jim Lee to paint my living room baby
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| I’d no idea zoning codes and permits were so hard
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| To build a Millenium Falcon out in your back yard
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| Then fly it, to Hawaii
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| Where I bought my vacation home
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| If I got credits, they gonna get spent
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| So I bought a Tardis and a Robocop guards it
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| And a ruby quartz visor, classes from Gandalf made me wiser
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| And it spent fast, didn’t take long
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| Called Joss Whedon, got him on the phone
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| Called Joss Whedon, got him on the phone
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| Called Joss, hey write my biopic baby
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| Bags and boards? |
| Screw that I’ll buy a store
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| Cruise ‘round in Ecto-1, make MMOs for fun
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| My friends they had a laugh, said long this couldn’t last
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| True words they had spoke, cuz soon I was broke
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| I took the Falcon apart so that I could begin
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| To pay for my adamantium skeleton poisoning
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| I pawned my visor, condo
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| Tardis and golden lasso
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| Some did say I was doomed from the start
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| Nerds and money will part
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| We’ve got spending hearts |