| Pooh-butts play the rear cause I’m makin yapes
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| The rhymes ain’t no thicker than a, skittle grapes
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| A lot of girls would like to thank me, for the hanky-panky
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| On the mic I hold a belt, now I know no one could spank me It took a long time for the people, to hear my rhymes
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| Seems like I been rappin since my birth in '69
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| Sorry to keep you waitin, I run rhymes like Walter Payton
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| I get a rhyme like spokes on a Dayton
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| But I won’t knock off, because I just rock off
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| the beats to get funky, like when you take your sock off
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| To all the white folks I would like to say howdy
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| And to all my brothers I say peace quit actin rowdy
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| Wack MCs in ninety-two, ew you need to take a rest
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| the public don’t you aim the best you’re softer than a hookers chest
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| raps, I make em, snaps, I make em For duties movin booties cause I shake shake shake em And I got rhymes, funky funky rhymes
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| E-Swift hold the needle down with nickels and dimes
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| I drink Olde English, St. Ide’s and Mickeys
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| When it’s time to roll I throw on my black dickeys
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| On the mic I get wicked, like Wilson Pickett
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| I get the place jumpin like a cricket when I kick shit
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| I’m from the West coast but don’t sleep home-stimpy
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| Even if I was a paperboy you still couldn’t rip me I walk up and chalk up pairs like the Knicks
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| I’m all in the mix like snares, and kicks
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| When it comes to rhymes I get loose like belt buckles
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| Those who chose to oppose this nose is felt knuckles
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| (Where you goin’to?) To the tip
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| (And what cha bout to do?) Bout to rip
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| Some people use the word funky too loosely
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| And just how many rappers say they kick it like Bruce Lee
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| (What's your favorite brew?) Olde E
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| (And what it make you do?) Go pee
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| It used to be about rhymes, all about rhymes
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| Now rappers rearrangin, and changin like times
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| I got it bad y’all, I got it bad y’all
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| When it comes to the pen and the pad y’all
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| I got it bad y’all, I got it bad y’all
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| When it comes to the pen and the pad y’all
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| Verse Two: E-Swift
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| Back the fuck up, gimme room to breath
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| Not too many niggaz can flip the rhymes like these
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| I freak the technique as if it was a bitch
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| Got more soul than the pit with a fifth
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| Pitch the ball, so I can beat it with the bat
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| Talk some shit, so I can smoke ya with my gat
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| I’m feelin kind feelin kinda feelin kinda feelin kinda
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| feelin kinda buzzed off a sack of chocolate tie
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| My my my ho, I like to rip the shows up Smack the hoes that walk around with they nose up Run to the liquor store, before they close up Buy a few 40s, cause daily I get to’up
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| Sit at the crib and write RIGGY RIGGY rhymes
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| Line after line after LIGGY LIGGY line
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| Yo I can get funky, buy my tape and bump me To the break of dawn I hit the bud and pass it on Hangin at the park, shootin craps on the weekend
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| My brown bag is wet cause my tall can is leakin
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| Starin at the cops, beatin up on Rodney
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| While a pack of O.G.'s steppin to me tryin to rob me Just because I’m dope, niggaz wanna smoke me On the mic I get funky while you’re doin the hokey-pokey
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| Dance steps, I think that you should leave to Paula
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| Alkaholiks is the shit, E-Swift's the smooth bawler
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| Is slangin these rhymes like a rock
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| Life ain’t shit but money and a glock
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| Don’t punch a clock, but I cock a fat knot
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| So I can smoke a lot of pot that I roll up with tops
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| And ya ain’t heard shit yet, I’m just gettin warm
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| Like hot butter on, SAY WHAT?, THE POPCORN
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| I’m headed to the top, please give me my props
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| My beats are fat as fuck so bump my shit in your box
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| I love to hit the skinz, but then again WHO DOESN’T
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| I love to hit the herbs cause it leave me feelin buzzin
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| I dedicate this chumpie to the poets who can wreck
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| And to all the nottie dreads I gots to give them nuff respect
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| (Where you goin’to?) To the tip
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| (And what cha bout to do?) Bout to rip
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| Some people use the word funky too loosely
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| And just how many niggaz say they kick it like Bruce Lee
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| (What's your favorite brew?) Olde E
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| (And what it make you do?) Go pee
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| It used to be about rhymes, all about rhymes
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| Now rappers rearrangin, and changin like times
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| I got it bad y’all, I got it bad y’all
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| When it comes to the pen and the pad y’all
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| I got it bad y’all, I got it bad y’all
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| When it comes to the pen and the pad y’all
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| Verse Three: King Tee
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| Up jumps the man with the loot
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| Rockin like a troop with the Alkaholik group
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| Everything is kosher, got a little taller
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| Livin kinda phat cause King Tee’s a bawler
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| I just, irritate the wack, leave em so confused
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| When I’m checkin on the mic with the ones and twos
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| Sneak you a peek of the drunk technique
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| Can’t stand up, need to take a seat
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| Baby baby baby it’s the Alkaholiks
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| But I can freak the mic no matter how ya call it Metaphors grand, and I’m the great man
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| Drink a whole fifth YES I CAN YES I CAN CAN
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| The girls call me dick-em-down
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| Got that title rockin for the crown
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| Catch y’all later, around next weekend
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| I’m a Alkaholik and I’m late for my meeting |