| Yo, still out here actin a fool, man
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| Well, we gon' bust it off like this, youknowmsayin?
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| Yo, woke up this morning at a half past 10
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| Next to me was this stunt named Lynn
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| She’s cute, long hair, light skin
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| And she’s married to my homeboy Ken
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| Hey, it’s alright, she says Ken don’t know
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| Yeah, Ken don’t know you’re a ho
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| But oh, you’re wonderin, how could I sleep with Lynn?
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| When she’s married to my homeboy Ken?
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| Well, it’s plain and simple and true
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| The girl asked me if I wanted to screw
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| Bust it, I take her up to a nice hotel
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| The ??? |
| Fox where I dwell
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| Before we got there I had to make a stop though
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| I almost forgot the u-know-what and Super Saco, yo
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| She said, «Yo, you’re really gonna bust out your homeboy’s wife?»
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| I said, «Baby, let me tell you about my life
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| I’m skanless»
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| (Everyone's got to make a livin) --] 20th Century Steel Band
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| Skanless
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| Yeah mama, I’m skanless
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| (Everyone's got to make a livin)
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| Skanless
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| Well, Lynn got up, got dressed and left
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| Still felt skanless, so I called Beth
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| I know you’re thinkin: he’s from one woman to another
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| But Beth was my homeboy Ken’s mother
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| I said, «Hey girl, ??? |
| money?»
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| She said, «What's up, I been waitin on your call, honey»
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| I said, «Really? |
| Well Beth, check this
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| I’mma pick you up around a quarter to 6
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| So wear somethin sexy and cute
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| Cause I’m about to crash the boots»
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| She said, «You need to because pops can’t hang no more»
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| 10 minutes later I was knockin at the door
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| She opened up, I said, «What's up»
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| She said, «My husband’s inside,» I said, «What the — hold up
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| Just wait, I’mma go away and let you handle this»
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| ??? |
| the mack cause I’m skanless
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| Yo, it’s a girl named Vicky
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| She kinda knows my rep so I had to get slick, see?
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| I had to turn like super skanless on her
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| (But yo, I know I love you, baby) you know, that Compton drama
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| She said, «We can’t make love cause I’m not like that
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| I have to get to know you,» all the yakety yak crap
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| I said, «Baby, I feel my heart crackin up
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| I really thought you liked me so I bought you this
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| Luxurious solid gold bracelet
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| Go 'head, put it on, let me see if it fits»
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| She says, «Ooh, I guess you’re serious»
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| «I mean what can you say? |
| I mean you drive me delirious
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| If we make love I buy you anything you want
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| Dookie gold ropes, silk suits to flaunt»
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| I knocked boots, she made me feel like a mack
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| So like a pimp I jacked the ho and stole all my shit back
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| Cause I’m skanless
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| E-Swift, break it down |