| It was in the local paper:
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| «We will cure your every phobia
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| At Devil Lake Sanitarium
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| We will make you feel you’re right at home»
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| No more sleepless night, No more unpleasant sight
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| We can recreate paradise
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| And you don’t even have to sacrifice a thing
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| It only took about a minute’s time
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| For poor old Harry to make up his mind
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| So he headed for Devil Lake
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| Knowing doctores were awaiting him
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| No more sleepless night, No more unpleasant sight
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| We can recreate paradise
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| And you don’t even have to sacrifice a thing
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| «My name is Harry and I am from the country side
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| I’m looking for a doctor, Eastman is his name»
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| «We welcome you with open arms
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| We’ve all been looking forward to having you here,'
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| At Devil Lake Sanitarium
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| You must always sign a special paper first»
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| «I will sign anything just to get rid of my fears
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| I just want to live a life, where do you want me to sign?»
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| «Right here on the dotted line
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| This will give me the freedom I need for you
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| At Devil Lake Sanitarium
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| You know we are the very best at what we do…
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| OH YES!»
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| Now that we have got his signature
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| I think it’s time to start the Eastmann Cure
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| So put him in the straight
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| I think Room 17 is still our whitest room
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| No more sleepless night, No more unpleasant sight
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| We can recreate paradise
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| And you don’t even have to sacrifice a thing |