| All my life, I wanted to be a hoe
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| Now my dreams are finally coming true
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| If there was an Olympic for the hoes It’d be called the Hoe-lympics
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| And I would win all the gold! |
| Yes!
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| Started off on Craigslist
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| Then I met myself a pimptress
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| I was lacking direction
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| Tired of coming home checkless, so she moved me up to el rose
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| Said I had a dope erection
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| My madam always keep me on my toes
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| Twenty-four hour collection
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| My hoe put me on the track
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| And said bring I better bring that money back
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| She got me slangin d
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| Out here slangin d
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| She got me slangin d
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| Out here slangin d
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| I got that dick for the low
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| Find me on the side of the road
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| Out here slangin d
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| Got me slangin d
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| Out here slangin d
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| Got me slangin d
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| Got that senior citizen special
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| If I can fit you in my schedule
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| Only sixty-five and older
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| Even taking insurance from your medical
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| What you think Obamacare for?
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| So the handicap can bring they freak out
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| My dick is too much to handle
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| Making granny’s pull they teeth out
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| My hoe put me on the track
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| And said bring I better bring that money back
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| She got me slangin d
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| Out here slangin d
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| She got me slangin d
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| Out here slangin d
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| I got that dick for the low
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| Find me on the side of the road
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| Out here slangin d
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| Got me slangin d
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| Out here slangin d
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| Got me slangin d |