| I’m good friends with jimmy
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| He’s owns of this restaurant
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| I don’t know his kids names
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| But i drink what i want
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| I speak a bit of french, but
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| I have yet to go
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| I interned at vogue
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| Ten summers ago
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| Wait
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| I can’t relate to
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| Seemingly honest faking
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| I shall stand crippled
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| Sipping wine amongst the faces
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| With friend replacements
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| Wondering how to shake it
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| I think we’re all more
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| Horrified than we’re saying
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| Gimme gimme clothes now
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| That i can’t afford
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| Eye lash extensions
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| In a no filter world
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| You should really get on snapchat
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| Connect with the kids
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| Let’s collab
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| And by collab
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| I mean you take a picture in it
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| You should go try and be cool
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| I smell the lies in you
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| The lies in you
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| 'cause no allies can remove
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| The shame in you
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| So shame on you (shame)
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| Shame on you
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| You’d think they’d puff you up
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| Just a little bit more
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| So we could pick you out
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| When you’re amongst us all
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| I needed
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| Some kind of differentiation
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| To see it
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| You’d think i’d be upset
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| When you stand in my face
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| This cocktail hour talk
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| Makes me want to erase my talents
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| I’m jealous
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| Wish i could be so careless
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| (carefree is more of what i mean it just doesn’t rhyme)
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| You should go try and be cool
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| I smell the lies in you
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| The lies in you
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| 'cause no allies can remove
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| The shame in you
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| So shame on you (shame)
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| Shame on you
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| Six free bottles and he didn’t even tip?
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| Bragging about his cars and his wrist
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| And he left the bathroom puking n shit!
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| I don’t know who’s about to clean all of this!
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| Oh hell no, i gotta go my boyfriends outside now.
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| You’re always leaving first
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| I didn’t wanna fucking curse
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| But these assholes are working my last nerve!
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| Did you see the bitch w the plastic tits!
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| She couldn’t see over them shits!
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| You think i pay you fucking guys to chirp?
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| Get back to work!
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| Our waitress definitely hates us…
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| But who cares that bitch is basic!
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| Like, how do you not have a gluten free
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| Meat free food free option?
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| I’ll just have some water |