| I got my Cat Scratch Fever eight-track
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| My best friend’s in a gun rack
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| I’m a lowlife
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| I owe everybody money
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| I think racist jokes are funny
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| I’m a lowlife
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| I got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth
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| I’m makin’time, I’m goin’out
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| With your wife
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| Cuz I’m a lowlife
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| I’m a lowlife
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| I got kids I never seen
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| And their momma’s seventeen
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| I’m a lowlife
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| I take strippers out to breakfast
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| You can add that to my checklist
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| I’m a lowlife
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| Ahh the landlord called the rent is due
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| I spent it all on a Kiss tattoo
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| I Rock n Roll all night
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| Cuz I’m a lowlife
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| I’m a lowlife
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| I’m a lowlife
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| Livin’the highlife
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| I’m watchin’porno on the TV
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| Wonderin’why she’d ever leave me
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| I’m a lowlife
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| The object of my affection
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| Asked the police for protection
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| I’m a lowlife
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| The romance is gone, I’m doin’fine
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| Me and your mom had a real good time
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| Just last night
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| Cuz I’m a lowlife
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| I’m a lowlife
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| I make black music for the white man
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| Keep cocaine upon my nightstand
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| I’m a lowlife
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| Ain’t never hung out in the Catskills
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| But I’ve been to jail in Nashville
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| I’m a lowlife
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| I’ve got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth
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| I’m makin’time, I’m goin’out
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| With your wife
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| I’m a lowlife
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| I’m a lowlife
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| I’m a lowlife
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| Livin’the highlife |