Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Barhopper 1, artist - Kid Koala. Album song Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, in the genre Date of issue: 31.01.2000
Record label: Ninja Tune
Song language: English
Barhopper 1 |
| His first date. |
| He wasn’t quite sure what to do, and what to say. |
| — …see for yourself! |
| That’s her! |
| — Where? |
| — Sitting right in front of us! |
| That’s Sharon! |
| — Oh… wow! |
| The most important thing is the first thing you say! |
| — Hello! |
| — What do you want? |
| — I feel I might lay an egg any moment! |
| — I beg your pardon? |
| — What's a beautiful woman like you doing in a bar like this? |
| — Beat it, jerk! |
| — Now don’t sugar-coat it. |
| Just what is it you’re trying to say? |
| — Oh, grow up! |
| — You're falling in love with me! |
| — You're falling in love with me! |
| — No time for this nonsense! |
| — Why do men always assume that a woman alone at a bar is just waiting to be picked up? |
| How would you like to spank somebody? |
| — I beg your pardon? |
| — I do love, love, love you. |
| — I know, but I do wish you weren’t so… ugly. |
| — Would you like to come over to my apartment and listen to some albums? |
| — What is the matter with you?! |