| Yeah, this ya boy Kevin Hart aka Chocolate Droppa, ya knowm saying
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| Real Husbands of Hollywood season 1 was a smash
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| Which means season 2' gotta be an even bigger smash
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| Ah yeah--somebody knocked on the door
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| I said it must be J. B. Smoove in the piece
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| Yo son you wanna see me, pull out your smart phone and IMDB me
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| I was real long before the show
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| Ask my wife Shah, she’ll let you know
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| Don’t question me, but act like ya heard
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| Had enthusiasm long before curb
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| Me and Matt Damon bought a zoo
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| I live my life, thrill to thrill
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| Just like my man Jonah Hill
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| Cartoon voices I bring to life
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| Robot Chicken, Black Dy-na-mite
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| A show called The League and another called Bent
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| Thats not my resume, it’s only a dent
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| So I’m bound to get paid on season 3
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| Or no JB on BET
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| JB is the mothafuckin' shit
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| The cypher continues
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| Last year breakaway suit
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| New Gear breakaway boots
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| The truck that I drive got a breakaway roof
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| When I get old I got the breakaway tooth
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| Breakaway show, breakaway spoof
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| I’m from Brooklyn, so you know I’m about the truth
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| Yo we so hot, other networks not
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| Started from the bottom, now we at the top
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| Real Husbands got the number one spot
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| We so conceited, cause the other shows conceded
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| Yo check it out my album in stores September 35th, go cop that
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| Breakaway suits the cypher continues
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| Sowas habt ihr noch nie gesehen
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| Das Jahr des Ochsen in China, 1973
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| Mutter Deutsch und der Vater aus Ghana, das ist Afrika
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| Und ich geh nach Amerika
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| Ein Traum, kaum zu glauben bis ich da war
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| No regrets it’s a blessing to share a messaging
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| In my native languaging
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| All of these fools don’t know what I’m saying though
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| Checking the subtitles while watching their own show
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| Who’s the tallest? |
| The ballest?
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| The one with the flawless, the finest
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| The halfest, the wideness
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| The german chocolatest, the ab checkers
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| The one who nevertheless can teach you all some culture facts
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| «Real» is «echter», «husband» is «Ehemann»
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| Hollywood really dummy? |
| Hollywood is Hollywood
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| They call us mitches with attitude
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| Who’s they? |
| Who do you think?
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| It’s Kev, it makes him feel good
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| It just got real… the cypher continues
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| That’s a monkey with him
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| We gon' Wild Out, I appreciate you
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| How you gonna talk about my staff like that? |
| Don’t take none of this ish
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| personally man
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| Yo I guess Nelly said it’s hot in here cause Kev took his shirt off
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| Question for his chest though--how you get that bird off?
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| Kevin Hart, definition of a jerk off
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| Fuck Chocolate Drop, your name Hershey Squirt Off
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| Bunch of mitches
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| Watch me get this work off
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| Fuck rappin' y’all should’ve had a twerk off
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| I’ll tell ya like this real tight
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| Matter fact we’ll have a battle tonight
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| I’m better than all y’all
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| On top like a satellite
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| Matter fact none of y’all even had a wife
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| Y’all brought knives to a mothafuckin' cannon fight
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| I done told you, I done had them right
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| And if ya wanna get with than spit it
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| Your facial expression look like you just shitted
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| So I’ll repeat, sucka sucka sucka
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| And I never liked you anyway you pretty mothafucka
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| Nino Brown shit, yeah I said it
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| Well I thought we were all together today
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| The cypher continues
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| How I see now I’m the one they expect to spit
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| No boss thus far, no Ross no Rick
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| K-I-N-G, shout out to Tip
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| The only rapper in this bitch, no disrespect to Nick
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| More heart than Kevin, mo' tall and all
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| The realest husband in hollywood, no wife at all
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| Above the rim before Duane could crawl
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| I was soul foodin' chicks before Boris was tall
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| Not all, now here’s the news
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| I pick 'em up and drop 'em off to (undefined)
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| Larry David made J. B. smoove
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| I let J. B. hang with me and now J. B.'s cool
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| You got a fool in your crew?
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| Nigga please, my whole crew is the fool
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| Season 1 was the shit too cool
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| Now season 2, yeah a nigga renewed
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| And uh, keep that to yourself
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| And just watch me as I pat the wealth
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| And uh, step back with the Versace scarf
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| And uh, no tip, no biff, no barf
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| Nigga what you say? |
| Check the mise
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| Is them pants leather? |
| So is mines
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| Save the best for the last so let’s get it
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| Drop a hunk of beef for a second so I can spit it
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| Matter of fact keep it going |
| I’m about to get raw, let’s go
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| We wear white cause doves cry
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| This ain’t your alibi
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| Smack your girl then say «haha»
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| Take it back cause I wanna say «bye»
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| Saw you last week didn’t like your face
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| Saw you this week in the same place
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| That mean I don’t travel
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| That mean I stay in the same place
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| Got your spit in your face
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| I got your girl looking (motions to body)
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| And she wearing all lace
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| Buck, buck, bang bang that’s a gun homie
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| Look at you, what you wanna do? |
| Run homie
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| I’m mad, I’m glad at the same time feeling all sad
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| I miss my dad
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| And sometimes that shit make me mad
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| But I’m back at being a real nigga
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| Spittin like I’m Tommy Hilfiger
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| Didn’t like my clothes so I took em off
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| Now look at me, cough cough
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| That mean I’m sick
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| I’m too legit to quit
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| Like hammer without the dance moves
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| I’m looking at you and JB Smoove
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| Yeah run, run homie
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| Yeah that’s Bobby Brown homie
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| Yeah, he is the king
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| I’m doing this cause he’s a chicken wing
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| I’m on fire now
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| Look at me, man pull me out now
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| If you don’t then say it won’t stop
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| Man at the end of the day it’s Chocolate Droppa |