| Now Mad Irish Mick owns himself a wife
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| He complains in the public house she’s the plague of his life
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| I’ve seen her at the jumble sale sorting through the rags
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| If I could see into their hoouse, I’d see the dregs and the cracks
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| Chorus: Mrs Hooley go home (x3), go right back to Ireland.
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| Mad Irish Mick, he smiles from behind the edge
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| He promised the policeman he’d taken the pledge
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| No more drinking, no more beating your wife
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| But he still says he loves her for all her life (he's a liar)
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| Chorus
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| Hooley is a cruelly (repeat)
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| The Robinsons now they live at No. 9
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| And their scraggy children point the finger all the time
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| I hate their children, I hate what they do But I love Mrs Hooley, I love her, yes I do (she's from Ireland)
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| Chorus
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| Bye bye Mrs Hooley, I hope you’ll go It’s much freer in Ireland, don’t you know
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| Think about the culture and the men you died
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| And the Robinsons won’t help you at No. 9 (go home)
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| Chorus
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| Bye bye Mrs Hooley, go home (repeat) |