Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song If I Were, artist - Kermit The Frog. Date of issue: 31.12.1990
Song language: English
If I Were |
| If I were a poet |
| I would write a sonnet |
| It would say «I love you» |
| Your name would be upon it If I were a farmer |
| I’d give you a bunny |
| If I had a beehive |
| You would get free honey |
| Fa la la (many times) |
| If I were a baker |
| You could have a cruller |
| If I were a painter |
| Choose your favorite color |
| If I had some diamonds |
| I’d give you a few |
| Anything to show you |
| How much I love you |
| Fa la la, etc. |
| Did you guess my secret? |
| I am not a poet |
| Couldn’t write a sonnet |
| And I think you know it I am not a farmer |
| Can’t give you a bunny |
| I don’t have a beehive |
| Sorry 'bout the honey |
| Fa la la, etc. |
| I am not a baker |
| Don’t know bread from batter |
| And I am not a painter |
| And it doesn’t matter |
| I don’t need a present |
| All I have to do Is look at you to show you |
| How much I love you |
| Fa la la, etc. |