Lyrics If I Were - Kermit The Frog

If I Were

If I were a poet
I would write a sonnet
It would say «I love you»
Your name would be upon it If I were a farmer
I’d give you a bunny
If I had a beehive
You would get free honey
Fa la la (many times)
If I were a baker
You could have a cruller
If I were a painter
Choose your favorite color
If I had some diamonds
I’d give you a few
Anything to show you
How much I love you
Fa la la, etc.
Did you guess my secret?
I am not a poet
Couldn’t write a sonnet
And I think you know it I am not a farmer
Can’t give you a bunny
I don’t have a beehive
Sorry 'bout the honey
Fa la la, etc.
I am not a baker
Don’t know bread from batter
And I am not a painter
And it doesn’t matter
I don’t need a present
All I have to do Is look at you to show you
How much I love you
Fa la la, etc.