| Last night downtown I was drinking the booze
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| Like it was going out of style
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| My whole head got light
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| I lost my eyesight
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| I ain’t been that drunk in awhile
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| Along about 1 I spotted a queen
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| And I started to make my move
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| Aw, she was believing every line I was laying
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| Lord I was just too cool
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| Well I thought I died and gone to heaven
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| But lord did I look like a fool
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| Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
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| But at 10 I woke up with a 2
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| Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
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| But at 10 I woke up with a 2
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| I’ve got 20/20 vision when I ain’t drinking
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| But lord when I do I lose
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| I ain’t never gone to bed with an uglier woman
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| But I sure woke up with a few
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| Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
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| But at 10 I woke up with a 2
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| Well I made up my mind
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| I was never gonna find
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| Myself in that condition again
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| But here I sit on the same barstool
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| And just look at the shape I’m in I done spotted me another queen
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| Sitting at a table alone
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| So I strolled on over and sat myself down
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| And asked if I can take her home
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| When she said yes, I thought I’d been blessed
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| But boy did I look like a fool
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| Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
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| But at 10 I woke up with a 2
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| Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
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| But at 10 I woke up with a 2
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| I’ve got 20/20 vision when I ain’t drinking
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| But lord when I do I lose
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| I ain’t never gone to bed with an uglier woman
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| But I sure woke up with a few
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| Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
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| But at 10 I woke up with a 2
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| Now you may laugh
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| But if you’ve got the cash |