| Hugo asked a loaded question
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| Then got salty with Ruth
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| But he’s going bald, it’s the truth
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| Kat and Nova are going steady
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| Arriving tardy, hand in hand
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| So, poor Erica locked herself in the bathroom
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| And although we speak at midnight
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| There’s a quiver in your voice
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| Let’s make a pact to never spend
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| The new year apart
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| Freddie came and claims he’s sober
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| Taking one day at a time
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| Just keep him away from the wine
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| Jude got blind drunk and made a pass at
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| Renee’s husband, who declined
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| Then told that story about doing time in Thailand
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| And although we speak at midnight
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| There’s a quiver in your voice
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| That I sense through the receiver
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| As the countdown reaches twelve
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| That you’re worried the scent has faded
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| From the pillows we both share
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| Let’s make a pact to never spend
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| The new year apart |