Lyrics The Negative - Keala Settle, Kimiko Glenn, Jessie Mueller

The Negative

Jenna, time to pee on a stick!
I don’t wanna know.
C’mon honey, you’ve waited long enough
Get to it and do it
Okay girls, enough!
You know what we mean
I hope you drank enough this mornin'
C’mon sweetie, it’s better to know
We’ll be right here with you so
It’s no or it’s yes
But either way you gotta take the test
A squat and a squeeze
A prayer and a please
It’s nothin'
A stick and a line
Just one of 'em — if I’m lucky
A pot and a piss
Here we go sis
An' we’ll keep our focus on
The negative!
Read the instructions
Se puede saber la duración de la-
English!
Do not insert the test stick into your vagina.
Wooow.
Thank you, Dawn.
How’d I ever get myself in this mess?
One drunk night an' that stupid red dress
Aw, I love that red dress!
The way it sparkles, it looks like a ice-skating
outfit!
Ugh, stay with us, Dawn!
Maybe his machinery is broken somehow?
What if his boys don’t swim, I mean, wow!
(spoken)
Miraculous luck!
Damn, miraculous!
(sung)
To get away with an unprotected fu-!
Funny how one night
Can ruin your whole life
Don’t go there yet
We don’t know what the test says
I’m already panicked!
Just calm down, god damn it!
Maybe it’ll all be fine
Maybe there’ll be just one line
Come on, negative!
I thought you don’t sleep with your husband much anymore?
Well, I — (sigh) he got me drunk.
I do stupid things when I drink,
like — sleep with my husband.
Honey, we’ve all made that mistake!
Focus on the negative!
This will all be alright
It was only one night
Someone
Send me a sign
One line
One line
That means the test is ready
This is it…
…shit