
Date of issue: 02.06.2016
Song language: English
The Negative |
Jenna, time to pee on a stick! |
I don’t wanna know. |
C’mon honey, you’ve waited long enough |
Get to it and do it |
Okay girls, enough! |
You know what we mean |
I hope you drank enough this mornin' |
C’mon sweetie, it’s better to know |
We’ll be right here with you so |
It’s no or it’s yes |
But either way you gotta take the test |
A squat and a squeeze |
A prayer and a please |
It’s nothin' |
A stick and a line |
Just one of 'em — if I’m lucky |
A pot and a piss |
Here we go sis |
An' we’ll keep our focus on |
The negative! |
Read the instructions |
Se puede saber la duración de la- |
English! |
Do not insert the test stick into your vagina. |
Wooow. |
Thank you, Dawn. |
How’d I ever get myself in this mess? |
One drunk night an' that stupid red dress |
Aw, I love that red dress! |
The way it sparkles, it looks like a ice-skating |
outfit! |
Ugh, stay with us, Dawn! |
Maybe his machinery is broken somehow? |
What if his boys don’t swim, I mean, wow! |
(spoken) |
Miraculous luck! |
Damn, miraculous! |
(sung) |
To get away with an unprotected fu-! |
Funny how one night |
Can ruin your whole life |
Don’t go there yet |
We don’t know what the test says |
I’m already panicked! |
Just calm down, god damn it! |
Maybe it’ll all be fine |
Maybe there’ll be just one line |
Come on, negative! |
I thought you don’t sleep with your husband much anymore? |
Well, I — (sigh) he got me drunk. |
I do stupid things when I drink, |
like — sleep with my husband. |
Honey, we’ve all made that mistake! |
Focus on the negative! |
This will all be alright |
It was only one night |
Someone |
Send me a sign |
One line |
One line |
That means the test is ready |
This is it… |
…shit |