| If there was an idiot school
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| I would be the top of the class
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| I know I acted the fool,
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| I know I fell on my…
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| Ask me why I left you high and dry,
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| Only to wind up lonely,
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| How could I be so cruel?
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| I must’ve been to idiot school.
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| If there was a stupid degree
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| I’d be a qualified klutz,
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| You gave all your loving to me
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| I gave you a kick in the…
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| Not so long ago you loved me so,
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| And I was your one and only,
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| I threw away a jewel,
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| I must have been to idiot school!
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| We knew when I went away
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| That one day you’d forget me,
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| I’d come running back today,
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| But you won’t let me.
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| If there was an idiot school
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| I would be the top of the class
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| I know I acted the fool,
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| I know I fell on my…
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| Ask me why I left you high and dry,
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| Only to wind up lonely,
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| How could I be so cruel?
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| I must have been to idiot school!
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| If there was a stupid degree
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| I’d be a qualified klutz,
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| You gave all your loving to me,
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| I gave you a kick in the…
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| Not so long ago you loved me so,
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| And I was your one and only,
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| I threw away a jewel,
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| I must’ve been to idiot school! |