| A is for all the times I bit my tongue
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| B is for bullshit and you fed me some
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| C is for charity and now you’re mine
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| D is for dollars but you’re counting dimes
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| E is the exit sign backstage at shows
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| F is my favourite letter, as you know
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| G is for God loves a patient man
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| Who spends his days living in ego-land
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| You always write it in the cheapest key
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| You always blame it on the cheapest key
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| You always play me in the cheapest key
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| They say the start’s always the hardest part
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| But like you know, baby, I’m all warmed up Sometimes I want to shout your name out loud
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| And let them in on what you’re all about
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| You always write it in the cheapest key
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| You always blame it on the cheapest key
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| You always play me in the cheapest key
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| Don’t write me off
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| Here comes my softer side
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| And there it goes
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| 'Cause I’ve been on the road too long to sympathize
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| With what you think you’re owed
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| You always write it in the cheapest key
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| You always blame it on the cheapest key
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| You always play me in the cheapest key |