Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I'm Growing a Beard Downstairs for Christmas, artist - Kate Miller-Heidke. Date of issue: 26.11.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
I'm Growing a Beard Downstairs for Christmas |
| When I was a girl, just a little girl |
| I couldn’t wait 'til I became a woman |
| And I could grow a thatch of curls |
| A deep, dark forest to keep me warm in this cold world |
| And days became weeks, weeks became months |
| Months turned to years and it was like magic |
| It grew and grew, the greatest bush |
| That the kingdom ever knew |
| But at the turn of the millennium |
| A fever gripped the land |
| It was decreed that all the women |
| Look like little girls again |
| But now I’m growing a beard downstairs for Christmas |
| Growing a downstairs beard for you |
| I’m growing a beard downstairs for Christmas |
| Growing it big, growing it thick, growin' it for you |
| Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas baby |
| Merry Christmas, I’m growing it strong and true |
| Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas baby |
| When I was a boy, just a little boy |
| I was embarrassed by my body’s changes |
| But then one day at the local pool |
| I saw a life guard with hair growing out of his anus |
| I was so impressed, it looked like Tom Selleck’s chest |
| He was so proud as he towelled it down |
| I couldn’t wait to cultivate |
| My very own hairy bum gown |
| But at the start of the millennium |
| Spandex gripped the land |
| Every back sack and crack was attacked with wax |
| Now I’m growing it back, a gift for you to unwrap |
| Now I’m growing a beard downstairs for Christmas |
| Growing a downstairs beard for you |
| I’m growing a beard downstairs for Christmas |
| Growing it big, growing it thick, growin' it for you |
| Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas baby |
| Merry Christmas, I’m growing it strong and true |
| Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas baby |
| We’ll keep each other warm at night |
| With our jingle bell hairy stalactites |
| We’ll watch each other grow and grow |
| I’ll stick to you, I’ll stick to you |
| Like velcro |
| Now I’m growing a beard downstairs for Christmas |
| Growing a downstairs beard for you |
| Now I’m growing a beard downstairs for Christmas |
| I’m growing it big, growing it thick |
| Now I’m growing a beard downstairs for Christmas |
| Growing a downstairs beard for you |
| Now I’m growing a beard downstairs for Christmas |
| Growing it big, growing it thick, growin' it for you |
| Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas baby |
| Merry Christmas, I’m growing it strong and true |
| Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas baby |