| In a high-tech-driven marketplace
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| Of communications and aerospace
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| Are you seeking something far less complicated?
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| If modern day advancements do not seem to you enhancements
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| But instead abstruse and often overrated
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| Are you tired of being assailed by barrages of emails
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| And are pop-up ads destroying your morale?
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| Well then look no further brother
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| We were destined for each other
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| I’m and old fashioned gal
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| Is it often when you dine that you’re also apt to whine
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| How you wished the spot had not a television?
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| The jokes your date was telling that ensued such LOL-ing
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| Weren’t exactly what you’re hoping heart envisioned
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| If you would care to dance but refrain for fear of chance
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| That what they may play might hurt your ear canal,
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| Find this dating site too sleazy?
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| Contact me direct, I’m easy!
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| I’m an old fashioned gal.
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| Bring bring me a good old fashioned telephone
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| One inextricably connected to a wall
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| Oh why be a slave to my telephone?
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| And God forbid that I should miss a single call or text or notification!
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| All the old ways of relating, making friends or even mating
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| Now are taking place in virtual locales.
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| Just come over! |
| Let’s play records. |
| How about a game of checkers?
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| I’m an old fashioned, I want to be romanced like an old fashioned,
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| Old fashioned gal. |