Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The New Workout Plan, artist - Kanye West. Date of issue: 09.02.2004
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
The New Workout Plan |
| Get right for the summer workout tape |
| And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly |
| you might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player |
| Man, at least a dude wit’a car |
| So first of all we gon’work on the stomach |
| Nobody wants a little tight ass! |
| 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and |
| Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this |
| Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave |
| Don’t drop the blunt and disrespect the weed |
| Pick up your son and don’t disrespect your seed |
| It’s a party tonight and ooh she’s so excited |
| Tell me who’s invited: you, your friends and my dick |
| What’s scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me So excuse me miss, I forgot your name |
| Thank you, God bless you, good night I came. |
| I came… |
| I came. |
| It’s been a week without me and she feel weak without me She wanna talk it out but |
| Ain’t nothin’to talk about |
| 'Lest, she talkin’about freakin’out |
| then maybe we can work it out |
| Work it out (Come on) |
| Work it out now |
| Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on) |
| Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette |
| My name Kanye from the Jigga set Twista said get it wet |
| Ooh girl your breath is HARSH |
| Cover your mouth up like you got SARS |
| Off them tracks yea I bought them cars |
| Still killa a nigga on 16 bars |
| We ain’t sweatin’to the oldies we jukin to a cold beat |
| Maybe one day girl we can bone |
| so you can brag to all your homies now |
| But I still mess with a big girl if you ain’t fit girl I’ll hit girl |
| 1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the Benz |
| Four door do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8 |
| All the mocha lattes you gotta do Pilates |
| You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating |
| Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas |
| It’s been a week without me and she feel weak without me She wanna talk it out but |
| Ain’t nothin’to talk about |
| 'Lest, she talkin’about freakin’out |
| then maybe we can work it out |
| Work it out (Come on) |
| Work it out now |
| Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on) |
| Hi may name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to Kanye’s workout plan. |
| I was able to pull a NBA player |
| and like now I shop every day on Rodeo drive |
| I just want to say, thank you Kanye! |
| woooo! |
| woooo! |
| woooo! |
| My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say |
| that ever since listenin’to Kanye’s workout tape |
| I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's |
| put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun |
| And what’s most importantly is that I ain’t gotta fuck Ray Ray’s |
| broke ass no mo' |
| (Work it mo’juge it mo’pump it mo, Chi-town mo’let’s go mo') |
| My name is Alamae from Mobille, Alabama |
| and I just want to say since listenin’to Kanye’s workout tape |
| I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide |
| And I rode the plane, rode the plane, rode the plane |
| Thanks to Kanye’s workout plan |
| I’m the envy of all my friends |
| See I pulled me a baller man (yeah) |
| And I don’t gotta work at the mall again |
| (Lemme break ya wit’a piece of) |
| My favorite work out plan (oh! oh! oh!) |
| I wanna see you work out (yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah) |
| (It's that old Michael Jackson shit) |
| That’s right put in work, move your ass, go wizzerk |
| Get your salad, no dessert |
| Get that man you deserve |
| It’s Kanye’s workout plan |
| I said it’s Kanye’s workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen) |
| It’s Kanye’s workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself) |
| His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (This time around I want y’all to clap like this) |
| That’s right put in work |
| Move your ass, go wizzerk |
| Eat your salad, no dessert |
| Get that man you deserve (Stop!) |
| It’s Kanye’s workout plan (Ok bring) |
| I said it’s Kanye’s workout plan (I know y’all ain’t tired) |
| It’s Kanye’s workout plan (But I hope not, 'cuz on this one I need ya) |
| His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (to give me a soul clap ok? double time) |
| That’s right put in work (Woo!) |
| Move your ass, go wizzerk (Ow! |
| Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!) |
| Get that man you deserve |
| That’s right put in work (Put in work) |
| Move your ass, go wizzerk (Go wizzerk) |
| Eat your salad, no dessert (No dessert) |
| Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh) |
| That’s right put in work (That's right put in work) |
| Move your ass, go wizzerk (Go wizzerk) |
| Eat your salad, no dessert (Eat your salad, no dessert) |
| Get that man you deserve (Woo!) |
| (Okay, okay, okay, that’s, that’d be good) |
| (I appreciate your time) |
| I want to see you work out for me Woah yeah |