| I’ve called this private meeting today because there is an imposter among us
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| There is an imposter among us
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| This brother right here has been out making beats on the side, yes he has
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| Pretending he’s broke walking amongst us
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| This brother has been eating every day, can you believe that? |
| Eating every day
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| Pretending he’s with us, he’s not one of us
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| I did not want to believe this, but I walked into the brother Kanye’s closet
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| and I found new shoes
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| I found new shoes!
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| Kanye, would you like to step forward and explain these new shoes?!
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| I was-you crazy, I wasn’t, I didn’t, um, I was just um, I was-
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| No, you speak up, brother!
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| I was gon' stick-I'm tryin to stick to my roots and-
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| What?
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| I wanna stick to my roots, and-
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| What?! |
| You march your new shoes out of here, Kanye. |
| Don’t you ever come back in
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| 'em. |
| Don’t you ever come back smellin' all good, taking showers and shit like
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| that, alright? |
| We don’t appreciate that down here at Broke Phi Broke
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| What’s next? |